con-boner

As the opposite of pro-boner, con-boner can mean uncool, stupid, lame, ect.

"Dude this party is so con-boner"
"You are so con-boner"

by Roxas/Misa August 10, 2009

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Corona-boner

State of arousal that cannot be relieved by a satisfying hand shandy because you’re stuck in lockdown with your family.

After fourteen days in lockdown with his girlfriend , Adam had a severe case of Corona-boner.

by Steelworker Jim April 8, 2020

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Boner Collision

A momentous occasion

Oh my God, I got an A on the test! Boner collision!

by GTS585 January 2, 2011

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Lubey Boner

A man erects a boner while applying abundant amounts of lubricant

He got a Lubey Boner before he got it in with his girl

by Monster Gagz April 7, 2011

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Boner Sorcerous

A very attractive woman with the name of a witch

"Yo did you see Tabitha's outfit last night"
"Yeah, she's a total boner sorcerous"

by fucksliknik April 14, 2017

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A Burger Boner is obtained after one drives past an establishment that sells burgers during lunch or supper time. One is more likely to obtain a Burger Boner if they're hungry when they drive past said establishment.

#1: *inhales* Do you smell that burger air?

#2: Sure I do, but what does it matter?

#1: Dude, I've got a Burger Boner. I need a hamburger. Right now.

by Intimidating Starlight August 20, 2013

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