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Columbian Rug Burn

When you drag your testicles across your rug, it gives you a big rug burn on your penis. After that, you pour bleach over the wound.
yo bro i just gave my self a Columbian Rug Burn last week
by Gay_faggot_swag25 April 29, 2025
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red and burning

Luke- she gets me red and burning
by greengrape25 February 15, 2024
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Assid Burn

The extreme burning pain in the ass caused by:

a) undigested ass-raping habanero pepper chemicals

passing the sphincter.

b) unlubricated ass-scraping friction of a cock in the butt.

c) excessive ass-wiping while cleaning up a stubborn

morning-after spicy dinner shit.
"I am getting too old for hot salsa... gives me assid burn by

morning!"

"Spit on it, dickhead... you're giving me a fucking assid

burn!!"

"Bloody hell! I've given myself assid burn wiping up the damn

jalapeno bean dip that came down the pipe, this morning!"
by dbodude April 2, 2013
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house burning down

vigorous anything! works particularly well with the sex act!
she was fucking him like a house burning down

hes' drinking like a house burning down, lets' get some money riding on how soon he charfs!

he was driving like a house burning down but the cops socked it to him............
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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Steven burns it

When you really mean something and you want people to know it’s true you Steven burns it
Yeh he really pushed him off a deck, I Steven burns it
by Noojo January 23, 2021
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Paul burns

A man who is very easy to describe and define.
Who is Paul burns?
A man who works in an oil yard with stan and who loves the gym. Not a huge fan of Lundy,
by Jessiejott93 December 20, 2013
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burn a ginger day

the day where you burn your favourite ginger
oh i can’t wait for national burn a ginger day
by ..0ls July 25, 2021
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