Tipsy Bowling

An event where you have drinks then go bowling.

"I'm going out of town for my birthday this weekend so lets have drinks with friends and then go bowling."

"I think I will call this Tipsy bowling"

by Tanecia the inventor March 18, 2019

lotion bowling

The act of sliding lotion across the floor as if you were bowling.

"ha ha ha i'm lotion bowling over here!"

by lotion_god October 11, 2022

Quiz Bowl

>have you ever wanted to push out all of the useful info in your brain and replace it with random shit?
>enter quiz bowl
>quiz bowl allows its players to gain a chromosome and unlock their third eye when it comes to random shit
>wanna wake up at 7 am on a saturday to challenge some other mentally disabled school children?
>sure
>lets go to quiz bowl
>the best quiz bowl teams come from michigan, especially u of d jesuit or not, it depends on how much crack you give em. also detroit country day school will rape the assholes of your hole team. no joke, it happened once to me.
>wanna find bad smart and mentally retarded girls?
>quiz bowl is the place 4 u

kinda smart guy 1, "shit, I just unlocked a new chromosome."
kinda smart guy 2, "must be the drugs."
kinda smart guy 1, "no, I think it's the quiz bowl again."
kinda smart guy 2, "youre gay"
kinda smart guy 3, "go back to dcds faggots"

by ColonelBogey March 23, 2024

Born in a bowling shoe

This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.

Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.

by The Missouri Mudflap September 7, 2016

No super bowl rings

The browns on every level

The browns are shit and have No super bowl rings

by dotzw :( June 14, 2022

Bowl

Pound of weed

"bro just broke a bowl down he on his 10th 8fy"

by Pytsberg December 4, 2022

inertia bowl

a type of smoking device for tobacco or marijuana — basically looks a swirly straw but the heat from the movement makes the smoke more potent.

can lace with cocaine if desired

yo bro, that inertia bowl fucked me uuuupp.

by bodacious2628 February 28, 2022