ass-drips

1. The sudden sensation of semi-solid/semi-liquid fecal matter sliding down the back of your thigh. Usually occurring with the painful sensation of your intestines feeling like they've been wound and twisted around a pitch-fork.

2. Some idiot's brain capacity at a high point.

1. "Wow, that was as pleasant as last night's Mexican ass-drips in the middle of church."

"Dude. Your brain's at ass-dripping quality. Get another cup of coffee-you're making my head hurt."

by All-My-Tee September 19, 2008

Huffin' ass

When a driver of a car locks all windows in the up position and turns on the heater before passing hellacious gas.

"Aw, Aw dude, come on man, we're dyin'!! Roll down the windows!!! Were huffin' ass back here!!!

by Dynamic-Duo March 1, 2008

ass visit

Formal synonym for booty call.

I went to my ex-boyfriend's house for an ass visit.

by LLynn December 16, 2007

Ass Roaster

An advanced sexual maneuver in which a female performs anal and oral sex simultaneously, and, using the both the two penises as an axis on which two rotate, is turned 360 degrees in a motion similar to that of a chicken on a rotisserie

Blake and Josh totally ass roasted Andy’s mom and sister last night.
I tried the ass roaster on Andy’s sister last night, and she enjoyed it thoroughly.

by Katie Fan 2 February 21, 2009

ragedty ass

Someone who by age is an adult but does not maintain adult responsibility.

My ragedty ass baby daddy ain't paid child support in over a year.

by Shannon Butler-Rodriguez January 27, 2009

ass coral

genetically identical parasitic human polyps that form on the rectum of higher-level influential government personnel.

Man, Peck's IT group is blooming so much ass coral that she appears to weigh over 300 pounds.

by vlakas February 11, 2009

ass joust

When a male and female are dancing, or grinding, and the male proceeds to get an erection, which he willingly allows to "poke," or joust into the female he is dancing with, sometimes causing awkwardness

Becky: "So I had so much fun at the club last night, did you?"

Melissa: "Well, this guy I was dancing with totally ass jousted me for like ten minutes before I pepper-sprayed his ass."

by Bean of the Chilli February 26, 2009