Alabama finger-trap

A hypothetical situation in which a guys dick is a few inches deep in his mom, and the guys Dad has a few inches of dick in the guys (sons) ass. The dilemma is to move forward, or backward to get out.

If you where in an Alabama Finger-trap, would you go backwards or Forward to get out?

by Shop talker October 29, 2025

Alabama Glazed Ham

When uncle rick makes the Christmas ham using several honey packets and Viagra in an attempt to fuck the whole family.... AGAIN.

Man, that Alabama glazed ham got me hurting today. Uncle Rick sure knows how to handle his meat.....

by Raunchy Coon November 1, 2025

Alabama whistle

When two people are doing a standing 69 and the person on their feet blows into the person they’re holding’s asshole. Making a whistle. As like blowing into an empty beer bottle.

Mean dirty Dave pulled a sweet Alabama whistle on that kid last night

by Dave Hulford November 6, 2025

Aahana

Cutie patootie, very smart and hard working-- think's she's funny, but isnt. She is someone u would want as your best friend. Has her mind set on ONE GUY and will keep going back to him in certian situations, she is very confused abt her feelings. She's very pretty and has the best hair and can NEVER be standing idly, this bitch will always be moving in some way or another. She CANNOT stand still.

"She's cute? Must be Aahana!"

by definetlynotsomeoneyouknow November 24, 2025

Alabama Hashbrown

Alabama Hashbrown. The act of taking a shitting, vomiting and cumming on a girl at the same time. Thus smothering and covering her like a Waffle House hashbrown.

I'm turnin you into an Alabama Hashbrown tonight! Smothered and covered.

by Bill & Mike November 25, 2025

Alabama Eight Ball

2 to 2.5 grams of Cocaine presented as a full 3.5 gram or an Eighth of an Ounce of Cocaine. Usually sells for $250-$300 and sold by 3rd tier or lower dealers in the worst possible circumstances.

Man, I went to a bar in Mobile and needed some blow. sSome dude sold me an Alabama Eight Ball right in front of police headquarters so I couldn’t check it out.

by SauceDaddy3000™ December 6, 2025

Alabama Aqueduct

Whenever a person with a penis is sitting on a toilet to shit, then while trying to pee, proceeds to shoot piss out between the toilet seat and toilet.

Bro, Chad's toilet is so big, I pulled an Alabama Aqueduct last night.

by Bdawg420210 December 13, 2025