When a pompous individual seemingly tries to be smart in their choice of language while being condescending to the person at the same time; a double-insult.
He’s always translating neutral statements into asshole-English just to be an asshole to her. What an asshole.
by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021
He is most likely the biggest asshole you know and os the capian of all assholes, hence the name but who knows maybe he has a soft side and is just using tough love.
Person 1: Hey look it's captian asshole. Person 2: who, Andrew? Person 1: yep that's captian asshole
by SugarScruber November 11, 2022
When an internet troll questions your taste in media by using their own false claims of knowing how real plays work, they often claim that school plays don't qualify as actual experience and think that all drama classes are about learning about the likes of William Shakespeare, they also think that they know better than you in terms of pop culture references.
by MM132 March 23, 2016
Someone who isn't necessarily an asshole and doesn't full execute on asshole-like intentions.
the proverbial "taint"
the proverbial "taint"
by The Stinky Duck January 25, 2019
Get the kombucha asshole mug.
Guy 1: Hey fuckface
Guy 2: Ya wanna fight?
Guy 1: Lemme get my friend
Guy 3: So whats this suprise?
Guy 2: Oh you double barreled asshole
Guy 2: Ya wanna fight?
Guy 1: Lemme get my friend
Guy 3: So whats this suprise?
Guy 2: Oh you double barreled asshole
by Turkey_Slapper69420 February 17, 2022
When someone fingers your asshole with pepper and you and your body retaliate by ejecting a liquid sneeze from said anus
by Drobinson17 March 26, 2022