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Assholic

I have a assholic attitude towards politics.
by SoulCursedRapier October 18, 2018
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Asshole

Another name for a Russian president who has a really long term.
Putin: I'm an asshole!
by amogus susi September 13, 2022
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Asshole

A type of person seen as self devoting to making the lives of everybody around them a bit worse than they were a minute before they met each other. That term can be however used by one such person to hide the fact of what they really are, a callous piece of shit.
Did you see that prick who calls himself an asshole go last night? The moment he drove home from the party, he reached down for his phone and crushed three bushes from Derek's front yard and we never heard from him since.
by enrique150 January 9, 2020
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scrambled asshole

Has a physical or metaphorical resemblance to a rectum that has not been pounded or flattened, but roughly chopped, lightly blended, possibly, gently puréed.
Y'all about as useful as a bag of scrambled assholes.

He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.
by bear shaver July 13, 2021
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wankin asshole

a shitstained cocksucka who loves dat cock in their anal hole
hey josh, you a wankin asshole
dat nigga a wankin asshole
sup bitch, yall know you a wankin asshole
then gelvin was all like, you a wankin asshole!!
by bROD November 29, 2013
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asshole

A person who acts like a total prick to others, has a huge ego, disregards their friends and lets them down in times of need and demands back the same behaviour that they fail to show.
Aaron is such an asshole.
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asshole

That person that takes a massive shit in YOUR bathroom then doesn't turn on the fucking fan
by that god damn asshole February 5, 2021
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