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ass-drips

1. The sudden sensation of semi-solid/semi-liquid fecal matter sliding down the back of your thigh. Usually occurring with the painful sensation of your intestines feeling like they've been wound and twisted around a pitch-fork.

2. Some idiot's brain capacity at a high point.
1. "Wow, that was as pleasant as last night's Mexican ass-drips in the middle of church."

"Dude. Your brain's at ass-dripping quality. Get another cup of coffee-you're making my head hurt."
by All-My-Tee September 19, 2008
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pulp ass

When you wipe your ass with toilet paper and little pieces get left behind, resembling pulp from orange juice.
Bro 1: Man theres little things in my asshole!
Bro 2: Its probably pulp ass
Bro 1: Truuuuuu
by Bigtittykilla April 15, 2015
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Ass pennies

Pennies that you shove up your ass.
They normally smell like ass.
Pennies can be stored in your rectum, can be used for later use.
John: "Hey dude, can I borrow a couple of pennies?"

Ryan: "Sure let me get them from my ass."

John: "Thanks bro, I can always count on you and your ass pennies."
by Ripply-Dickly January 27, 2020
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Slimey ass

Similar to swamp ass, but when you have a slimey liquid substance leaking from your asshole.
Andy saw the doctor today, he was diagnosed with slimey ass.
by Emkuda November 24, 2018
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ass slipper

When a person types random ass words into social media platforms
Did you see what that ass slipper wrote today?
by lacktoesintolerant June 13, 2018
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Ass Paper

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geez i'm on the toilet I could use some Ass Paper!
by SuperM789 November 10, 2019
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ass lazor

A lazor fired from one's ass
Person 1: I totaly ass lazored while craping last night.
Person 2: Did it hurt?
Person 1: No, it broke my toilet though.
by Bah!!!1!!! December 11, 2009
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