Dababy teaches you how to ride a skateboard

Dababy teaches you how to ride a Skateboard is the best lbp level in history

Oh have you seen Dababy teaches you how to ride a skateboard? Omg yes it’s better than joe nut definitive edition

by Yoloswagmaster69696969 June 7, 2021

Joe Biden Cant Ride Bikes

He doesnt know how 𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖊 one

𝕳𝖊 𝖜𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖐 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖘𝖆𝖜 𝕵𝖔𝖊 𝕭𝖎𝖉𝖊𝖓 𝖈𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝖚𝖘𝖊 𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖇𝖎𝖐𝖊,𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖆𝖘 𝖘𝖆𝖉.Joe biden cant ride bikes really.

by Joe Biden Dad April 20, 2021

Ride the short bus both ways

Being Homeschooled

Where did you go to Highschool?
Oh I was homeschooled... I ride the short bus both ways.

by Had a reserved seat October 29, 2008

ride a trash can down a snowy street

Euphemism for the situation where one enters into a room catching a man doggy-style with an obese woman. Specifically, the woman clenches in surprise trying to get up while the man suddenly pulls out - he ejaculates upward and flinches. The image is much like one of a man riding a trash can down a wintry street doing his best to hang on and avoid getting snow spray in his eyes.

While Jim was banging that fat girl from behind we all ran in the room and scared him. He jumped up and gizzed everywhere while she tried to buck him off; it looked like he was trying to ride a trash can down a snowy street.

by opportunisticredditor November 26, 2010

take it to a parade and let it ride on your shouders

A term used to describe a love or endearment towards someone or something.

"take it to a parade and let it ride on your shouders"

Popularized by a McDonalds commercial where two individuals go back and forth with personifying statments describing acts of endearment and special moments in order prove that the other one loves a sandwich.

As in...

Person 1: "Do you know how I know that you love that sandwich so much? Because I know you would take it to a parade and let it ride on your shoulders."

Person Two: "Oh Yeah? Do you know how I know that you love that sandwich so much? Because ..."

by Worldwide November 8, 2006

Take a ride on my big green tractor

A dirty was of saying that the Male would rather let the woman ride him then go and dance

Instead of dancing would you rather take a ride on my big green tractor.

by 7thgrademiddleschooler November 11, 2020

Can i get a ride

Words asked every day to kids of all ages by an annoying turd-eater named Jastin with a piece of road kill on his head

if your parents pick you up this little moucher will ask you for a ride so he doesnt have to take the bus and use all his bus tokens on the way back to Burbank

by Korn911 April 19, 2005