Sibling Wars Rules of Engagement

Statute of limitations is six months to get retribution for photos, pranks and other forms of humiliation. After the six month period has expired any retribution is considered a new act of warfare.

Brother -"I was just getting you back for those pictures you posted."

Sister- "According to the Sibling Wars Rules of Engagement, the statute of limitations has run out so now your screwed!"

by lmft August 17, 2011

1st American Civil War

What the American Civil War of the 1860s might soon be called, thanks to a few fringe groups of fucking crazy people.

Crazy Person with a ridiculous amount of guns: "Yeah, if Trump loses, we'll have to overthrow the government. We'll have to start a 2nd American Civil War."
Everybody else: "WTF?!? Wasn't the 1st American Civil War enough blood shed?!""

by KaiserSJ November 6, 2016

Trojan War Helmut

the helmut shaped protrusion below a man’s waist appearing in the sheet he is wearing while attending a toga party

Alice was definitely pleased at the sight of Tyree’s trojan war helmut, she knew if she played her cards right she would be extremely lucky later that night.

by reginaandray December 14, 2008

Call of Duty: World At War

Also known as, COD:WW or COD:WAW.

This game is Treyarch's fail attempt to make Call of Duty 4 in World War 2.

The only good thing about it is the Nazi Zombie game mode. And it's only fun when you get a Ray Gun.

Guy 1: Dude are you gonna buy Call of Duty: World At War?

Guy 2: Nah, I heard it was crap.

Guy 1: From who?

Guy 2: Everyone. Seriously, everyone.

by Solja123 December 15, 2008

Grinds my gears of war

A phrase that is a parody of Peter Griffin's infamous quote.
It is typically used with video game related frustrations. If you use it with non-video game related stuff then you sound weird.

You know what really grinds my gears of war? Campers! They think they're all good by sitting in a corner and getting kills! Those douchebags >.>

by Keismikschen Volffe March 18, 2011

star wars: the force awakens

Star wars: the force awakens is a movie that is no longer considered canon for its garbage story line and is widely regarded as a disappointment to everyone.

Teacher: "What's one thing you can name that is absolute garbage"
Student: "Star Wars: The Force Awakens

by stretchedskeppy October 19, 2020

All is fair in love and war

This very popular saying is unfortunately wrongly taught and so it continues to get passed down with a mistaken explanation. The mistaken explanation is that 'love' and 'war' are two equal things that anything can be done during and it not be considered wrong. THAT IS A FALSE DEFINITION. But understandably so,with how the quote is phrased-its very easy to see how it's been misunderstood.THIS IS THE REAL DEFINITION....'All is fair in love and war' actually means this.... During war, two people who are romntically involved go through many ups and downs. It's a terrible heartbreaking experience for both. It's an emotional rollercoaster filled with sadness,pain,anger and both stress and distress. So during this time if one or both parties decide to have an affair whether it be ongoing or just once....this is considered "fair"....because during this time of extreme pain-the distance and time apart can be almost unbearable and the need for human contact and the desire for human touch is something that everyone involved feels can be overlooked if it happens only during this time of war. The danger involved during war is so scary and brings so many emotions out that it's human narure to need someone else to "lean" on and that often leads to more. So "All is fair in love and war" actually means that an affair during combat can be overlooked and is considered both fair and forgiveable.

She longed for her husband and feared for his life. She spent the night with another man to comfort her, and kept repeating to herself...'all is fair in love and war'.

by Umnoidk143 June 5, 2019