3 Week Rule

The rule that states that if an individual has left an item at a friend's house that hasn't been moved or used within a 3 week period: then that item may be used by the household's occupants as an improvised ashtray.

Nathan: "Dude I was gonna make a coffee why the shit is my coffee mug full of ash and cigarette ends?"

Billy: "3 week rule man you have plenty of time you move it or use it"

Nathan: "I was in hospital I was in a fucking car crash you dick!"

by Hamster_Jelly February 10, 2017

number 3 bag

a condom full of jizz

Slav filled up his number 3 bag and stuck it to Kevins back

by Trevor Terry June 7, 2017

3 date theory

the theory the person you are seeing will put out on the third date

(used by Blink 182 in their song Wendy Clear)

guy 1: "yo dude did you get some last night?"
guy 2: "nah man the 3 date theory fails me."

by shibbyshibbyeh February 22, 2010

3 Hicks and a Spic

An alcohalic drink, generally served as a shot. While the exact recipe may vary slightly depending upon where it is being served it typically consists of equal parts of Whisky (Jack), Bourbon (Jim), Scotch (Johnny), and Tequila (Jose).

I drank a lot last night but it wasn't until Chris started in with the shots of 3 hicks and a spic that I got really drunk.

by ALW XXX January 4, 2008

Damiano David <3

Damiano David is literally THE sexiest man alive. I wish I could literally teleport him in my room. He has the best voice in the world. Damiano has the best fashion style in the whole world. He is so kind and sexy. Damiano is such a gentle soul and is very outgoing. When you listen to him sing, you become pregnant immediatly. He has the best tattoos in the world. I want Damiano David to be the father of my kids for sure. No man is sexier than Damiano David. What makes this gorgeous sexy man even sexier, is the fact that he is fucking Italian. Like what the hell. He can't be more perfect.

Best personality, best body, best face, best human <3

*Searches on Google sexiest man in the world*
"Damiano David <3 "

*Packs bags*
Friend - Why are you packing your bags?
Me - To go to Italy to meet Damiano David of course!

by Chickens_meow May 10, 2022

3 drink betty

For two friends to consume a 26 ounce bottle of liqour in 3 drinks each.

k i got a bottle of Wisers... Head over for a 3 drink betty?

by Wideawakeairfield November 21, 2014

Spy Kids 3

Spy Kids: Sylvester Stallone!!! How Did You Get In Here?

Sylvester Stallone: Oh Don't mind me kids i was just lookin for a movie to be in. ever since my Wife divorced me and took most of my money
Spy Kids: Oh Well.... You Can Be In Our Next Movie!
Sylvester Stallone: YES FINALLY BEAT THAT ARNOLD!!!

and that is the story of why Sylvester Stallone was in Spy Kids 3

Why Isn't Arnold Schwarzenegger In Spy Kids 3?

by Stallone Malone July 26, 2021