Straw-fucking

It's when you put one straw's tip inside another straw's tip and try to spit alcohol (or whatever else) back and forth to blow it into the other person's mouth.

Person 1: Hey give me your face. Let's put our straws together. Because this is so fun and cute.
Person 2: Uh.. what? uh.. okay?
Person 3: Are you guys....really... straw-fucking? BYE.

by fuckyourfacetrickbitch September 23, 2018

fuck-shitterhea

An interjection used to describe a highly watery passage of loose stool, combined with an interjection used to describe annoyance, contempt, and impatience. Used to add a humorous twist to a negative exclamation.

John: FUCK! I accidentally flash-banged myself!
Adam: Fuck-shitterhea!
John: I hope you kill yourself.

by Shin Remover November 20, 2025

Semi-Fuck

A Semi-Fuck is something you use to express a situation in which you have semi fucked up

"I'm hurt cause of you"

"Fuck man"
"But shit is also kinda cool ngl"
"Semi-Fuck bro"

by Justindustinrustin September 10, 2019

Fucking out

The feeling of hysteria or disparing panic.

When he found out he had a terminal illness he started fucking out in the doctor’s office

by Doctor Logic October 19, 2017

fuck/you

Pronouns used by incredibly lonely individuals, to the point where they use inanimate objects to replace human connections.

"hey do you know kyle"
"oh the kid with fuck/you pronouns?"
"yeah well i just saw fuck giving a bj to you banana during lunch"

by casey.gardner March 16, 2022

Fuck care

Stronger term for don’t care in Singlish

I fuck care - I don’t care

He fuck care you - he doesn’t care about you

by Defce August 3, 2021

Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.

*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*

by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024