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..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.
Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!
by penisshakes October 9, 2024
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Lasagne Fuck Offer

When your spouse knows you’ve eaten too much lasagne and knows you won’t say yes to sex, but offers it like they’re keen
Spouse: touches your belly “do you want a fuck?
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer
by GingerPubes115 February 26, 2019
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stupid idiot cunt fuck

Top tier in the hierarchy of insults, 'stupid idiot cunt fuck' may be used as an exclamation and adjective towards persons who should have been swallowed as spermatozoa.
"You stupid idiot cunt fuck!" exclaimed Glenn.
by gilksy June 1, 2024
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Fuck boy

The opposite of Rick Astley. A fuck boy will probably give up up and let you down. He’ll probably run around and desert you. You will not be together forever.
The guy I met on tinder seemed really nice, but I worry he might be a total fuck boy.
by AskRick June 10, 2018
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Atomic Fuck

A fuck with a monster, huge dick and a tight fat ass.
Mason gave me an atomic fuck last night.
by YoungMasTheSauceGod February 24, 2018
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