fat fuck

marko

wow look it’s marko the fat fuck!!

by markoisfatjuul July 26, 2020

Merry Go Fuck Fest

When you and a group of people go on a merry go round naked and have an orgy, and when the ride stops, you all puke on each other...

“Me and the gang had a merry go fuck fest”

by Count Cockula October 9, 2019

Fuck

Fuck comes from Fornication Under Consent of the King. In the Middle-Ages in England you needed to ask permisson from your king to make children.

Dear Lord and saviour, my King,

Do I, a humble farmer, have ye consent to fornicate and have little babies with me lady?

Sure, why not. Who invented this ridiculous law?!

U did, me sire.

From now on U will just say Fuck, and do it, without my consent.

by KeizerKakkebroek December 30, 2019

fucking ninja

Like a fucking ninja is when you escape from a place or thing or situation or person without being detected.

"And while she turned around to see where the noise came from, I jumped up and escaped through the vents. Like a fucking ninja

by dick lick👅 December 7, 2017

Jack Fucked

The combination of being fucked and having something being jacked up.

Man I got so drunk I got jack fucked

by A*R*D February 25, 2011

national fuck day

october 14th

we can have a national fuck day

by abhxbefne October 12, 2019

Fucking retard

Someone who stigmatizes and misunderstands physcology, the real world and other races, cultures in today's world. And is based entirely on misconception and misinformation.

That harley owner is a fucking retard. Freind: most are ignorant af-as fuck in slang

by A700 March 10, 2022