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Phantom Fuck

When a woman with ADHD visualizes a cock inside her rather than using a man or dildo.
After looking at all those pictures, I swear it’s like he was really there. And he phantom fucked the shit outta me!
by EagerEscapist January 14, 2024
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Who The Fuck Is Addicted To Safari

Who the fuck is addicted to safari, commonly associated with uhh_luc, is the funniest joke ever. Used for when someone is addicted to the web browser safari.
Person 1: Hey so I've been using Safari a lot
Person 2: Who the fuck is addicted to safari
by riverslover94 February 18, 2025
mugGet the Who The Fuck Is Addicted To Safarimug.

Bum-brow titty fuck

When you stradle a womans head and fuck her titties!
I liked her tits but not her face so i gave her a bum-brow titty fuck last night.
by Miqoel June 11, 2016
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Digital Dick-Fuck

When all you do is stare at a computer screen for 16 hours a day, and then sleep for 8, rinse-repeat, and then think this justifies your human value, but in actuality, just makes you an anti-social fuck boy, who is most likely an incel and hangs out in dirty chat groups online talking about /b/ tard bull shit with your fake friends from ukraine.
Hey Chris, stop showing us your 3d rendered website that you made with just <div>'s, no one gives a fuck, go get a girlfriend you digital dick-fuck.
by DJ CHAD April 10, 2019
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fuck boy fuckery

Fuck boy fuckery is the behaviour a fuck boy presents to get laid. Sending pictures of themselves, asking if you have a boyfriend, or simply trying to keep you interested without commitment. So, 'I've missed you so much, I'm just not ready for a relationship' -fuckery
I'm not interested in your fuckboy fuckery.

Fuck boy fuckery is the behaviour a fuck boy presents to get laid.
by Georgie0209 March 22, 2017
mugGet the fuck boy fuckerymug.

fuck

To copulate with them, or to deceive and thereby ruin them. In the latter sense, the expression 'fuck over' is also often used.
Fuck me, fuck me hard...
You fucked me, Frank. You fucked all of us.
by Draughtsman May 24, 2016
mugGet the fuckmug.

A single fuck

Hym 'Man, I wish I could manage to give a single fuck but alas I just do not care about any of that. The value ain't going to matter. The is actually only one thing that matters and until it's remediated I just could care less about anything."
by Hym Iam August 13, 2023
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