by s_N_double_O_P April 24, 2005
Get the toe kneemug. “Dude those toes are scrumdiddlyumptious!”
by yass_queen April 16, 2022
Get the toesmug. by Redmane September 9, 2020
Get the Toe-Ster Strudelmug. A Kid that Tickles pickles, toes and ass. He breaks his pasta and makes the pasta water into ice cubes and puts it into more pasta water. He puts pineapple on pizza and also puts toenail clippings in the cheese for more of a crunchy texture.
He fatter than the sun even though the sun keeps expanding. He has the most gravitational pull that if we send into space the world with revolve around him. He likes a kid that is 8 years old and likes men in a se*ual way. He wants you and Your toes. RUN RUN NOW!!! RUN
He fatter than the sun even though the sun keeps expanding. He has the most gravitational pull that if we send into space the world with revolve around him. He likes a kid that is 8 years old and likes men in a se*ual way. He wants you and Your toes. RUN RUN NOW!!! RUN
by obamaratio3342lbzooz42 October 21, 2022
Get the Casually Tickling Toesmug. When a ugly bitches face and head is shaped like a big toe.
An effective way to differentiate between individual busted bitches in a flock of fugly hoes.
Looks like she slid out her Mama's coochie and face planted the floor, when her head was still all soft and shit.
An effective way to differentiate between individual busted bitches in a flock of fugly hoes.
Looks like she slid out her Mama's coochie and face planted the floor, when her head was still all soft and shit.
"Toe faced bitch" used by 2 redneck meth heads conversing:
Is that an ugly woman or an Easter island head?
What ugly woman, where she at?
That toe faced bitch right there!
Oh ok, yeah, that is just a ugly toe faced woman. Thanks for efficiently directing my attention to the specific bitch that alarmed you. I was disoriented, with us being situated amongst this sea of fugly womenses, and all.
My friend, we must be ever vigilante, never letting our guard down, or them Easter Island heads, is gonna get us!
It sure be a lot easier, if all these toe faced bitches wasn't creeping. Hmmm
Just nevermind then toe faced bitches...
But what if I'm drunk?
You know the rule, nothing matters when we're drunk! Put it right in that toe face, all I care. I won't judge, none.
Is that an ugly woman or an Easter island head?
What ugly woman, where she at?
That toe faced bitch right there!
Oh ok, yeah, that is just a ugly toe faced woman. Thanks for efficiently directing my attention to the specific bitch that alarmed you. I was disoriented, with us being situated amongst this sea of fugly womenses, and all.
My friend, we must be ever vigilante, never letting our guard down, or them Easter Island heads, is gonna get us!
It sure be a lot easier, if all these toe faced bitches wasn't creeping. Hmmm
Just nevermind then toe faced bitches...
But what if I'm drunk?
You know the rule, nothing matters when we're drunk! Put it right in that toe face, all I care. I won't judge, none.
by Bigwhiteniggawhuhh April 29, 2023
Get the Toe faced bitchmug. me: i ate a mosquito
friend: WHAT
me: yum
friend: what did it taste like
me: taste like crust toe boog web
friend: broo gimme some that sounds yummy
friend: WHAT
me: yum
friend: what did it taste like
me: taste like crust toe boog web
friend: broo gimme some that sounds yummy
by fish in a bucket September 14, 2020
Get the crust toe boog webmug. by aids_boi October 31, 2019
Get the toe teamug.