Socks on

It’s like no homo before sex
Steve: wanna do it?
Mark: isn’t that gay tho?
Steve: socks on
by The_..steve May 20, 2022
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Sock-Dick Danny

A man whose penis is uncircumcised. A term made popular by comedian Bryan Callen. See also: Clean-Tip Tim
Hey man, is your sister okay dating a Sock-Dick Danny, or is she more into Clean-Tip Tims?
by grand unified August 26, 2016
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Bus sock

A Bus Sock is a term used by touring production crews (a.k.a Roadies) to define a sock used to contain ejaculate from having illicit wanks on the tour bus. The use of a bus sock avoids having to dispose of tissues (wank rags) or collecting wanker's crisps in the bunk of the tour bus, as the Bus Sock can simply be reused until the bus arrives at its destination and then thrown into the laundry.
My bus sock is very crispy and needs washing out.

Rory thought he was being smart by using a bus sock instead of tissues, but the whole bus knew he was knocking one out anyway.
by CarpMagic December 17, 2019
mugGet the Bus sockmug.

sock daddy

Like a sugar daddy, but he pays you in socks cause you’re both adults
Sock daddy came in clutch and got me quality wool socks
by Librose January 1, 2020
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burrito sock

1 Slang for condom

2 someone who is bad/to overweight to windsurf
You might want to go down to the store and pick up a couple burrito socks

That dude over there is a total burrito sock
by Boom man July 8, 2016
mugGet the burrito sockmug.

Sock

Worn on feet. Bought in pairs, one for each foot. It is more common than not that you end up with just the one sock, meaning you have to mix and match. This does not say anything about the person you are. It happens to Tom, dick and Harry. If only you could lock your socks together. Another use for a sock is to place it on your cock, keeping it warm; if you have one of course.
Tom - ‘if one more sock goes missing, I will lose my shot’

Harry - ‘man, I know the feeling. Just use it as a cock warmer
by adirtyword15 March 8, 2021
mugGet the Sockmug.

Sock puppet

His soft dick was the same size as his boner. It looked like a sock puppet
by Antipasti666 December 6, 2017
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