Mind Shit

The act of clearing your mind before doing something kickass.

Qui-Gon Jinn took a massive Mind Shit between the laser walls while fighting Darth Maul in Star Wars: Episode 1 The Phantom Menace.

by Fishlipz July 11, 2009

SOPA that shit

To delete, censor, or block something.

Has to do with the shitty law that the "wonderful" American government is trying to pass.

Guy 1: That fucker keeps posting dumb shit on my wall.
Guy 2: SOPA that shit.

Someone starts shit on your Facebook - SOPA it.

Comment making fun of you? SOPA that shit.

by Allen75 January 24, 2012

shit cranked

excessive consumption of alchohol or drugs leading to a euphoric state of complete and total useless.

Val got completely shit cranked this weekend.

by Hap July 5, 2006

Shit cricket

A cricket that lives in feces

This morning i tripped on dog poop and scared off a shit cricket!

by Loaftard August 12, 2018

icecream shits

when your butthole burns when your pooping and your hoping for the icecream to come out next.

"man I ate some hot wings last night and i had the icecream shits this morning.

by slapmanzoo March 5, 2010

Munchies Shit

The giant dry shit you have the day after smoking weed due to the amount of food you ate when you had the munchies.

'I just had the biggest munchies shit ever I'm never gonna eat that much again'
"I love those but they always seem to hang there and stretch you in half"

by Munchies Shit January 11, 2017

Shit Goggles

Condition in which an individual is completely indoctrinated in to the mindset of a larger group, society, organization, religion, etc... to the point of delusion.

1. Jay couldn't understand me, he could only tow the party line. He clearly sees the world through Shit Goggles.

2. The Mormon missionary at the door was telling me some crap about "eternal bliss, on my own planet, with as many wives as I want." He was wearing some serious Shit Goggles.

3. They passed out the Shit Goggles on Monday, and on Wednesday, they all drank the Kool-Aid.

by pikamtn October 18, 2010