Apple

It doesn't quite fit all the way in your hand, mildly tasty, truth is, 3 inches isn't enough...fuck

This apple is really apple-like.

by Poopypole February 1, 2021

alibi apple

The one produce item purchased alongside candy and junk food to give the cashier the impression that you're not an unhealthy slob.

I got a box of Hot Pockets, a case of Coke, a bag of Hot Cheetos and threw in an alibi apple so the cashier wouldn't judge me.

by alibiapple August 8, 2014

rotten apple

an offensive term for a school age child (under the age of 18) who has disciplinary problems and is being rebellious against their parents.

mother: Becky, what is wrong with you. I didn't give birth to you so as a teenager you would be a rotten apple.

Becky: Lol. i not a rotten apple, mom. you as my computer illiterate simply don't understand the children and teenagers of our generation.

by Sexydimma June 1, 2012

apple

APPLES ARE JUCIEY AND REALLY RED LIKE THE NEW VERSION OF A SMURF SHOUTOUTY TO MY FRIENDS OLIVIA AND AESLEN THX

APPLES ARE JUICY PERIOT

by okay_boomer December 10, 2019

Apple Shitter

Where you jam her ass full of apple sauce and proceed to eat it like an apple fritter.

Kate- "Hey, how was your date with Jake last night?"
Sam- "It was amazing, he gave the Apple Shitter."

by Dincoln May 19, 2025

Apple

Why do you need the definition for apple?

you should know what a apple is. you fucknugget

by Whitetrashyt February 3, 2018

Big Apple Bagels

An American franchised chain of bakery-cafes based in Deerfield, Illinois. Coffee, along with a variety of other related products are sold

Big Apple Bagels are the best.

by SPrice1980 April 23, 2022