Dead bear penis

This is a highly complex sex position where the woman is giving a blowjob and right as you're about to blow your load all over her face you take your penis out of hee mouth and cock slap the shit out of her and then cumming all over the slap mark. Thus giving you the feeling you get when you get a dead leg except in your penis.

Lois was giving me the best blowjob so I just had to pull a dead bear penis.

by Not my real name September 20, 2015

dead horse race

Going nowhere (if you can imagine a race track with a bunch of dead horses, you get the picture).

This baseball game is taking forever... tied at the 19th inning... it's a real dead horse race.

by walski69 October 24, 2007

Dead angry gravekeeper

When your doing your girlfriend in the ass and you grab a shovel and hit her in the head with it. Then you pull out and come in her eye. After that you take the shovel and snap it in half so half the shaft and the head of the shovel is in one hand and the other half of the shaft and the handle of the shovel is in the other hand. You then thrust the part of the shovel with the handle on it into her pussy, making sure the shaft goes in first not the handle. Finally you hit her in the head with the head of the shovel until she's dead and prop her up on a chair. You then put the part of the shovel with the head on it into her hands and she should look like a dead angry gravekeeper.

Jack: I gave Meg the dead angry gravekeeper last night.
Gus: Shit you killed her. Dude I think your gonna have to leave the country.

by klydefrog[gus] May 29, 2008

wave a dead chicken

to perform a task known to be ineffective simply to make it appear you are working to solve a problem.

i knew the proposal was way off base but i waved a dead chicken and corrected the spelling anyway.

by hidef March 29, 2004

dead baby joke

Joke told in order to gain shock value, typically told by the lower of the intelligence ladder. The jokes are uncalled for and only meant to piss people off.

New guy:Look on billybinos profile, hes made 664,234 posts on this forum in only 12 months! He must always be online.
Old Guy: yea, he basically lives online, look hes made a new dead baby joke.

by Babybunny October 30, 2006

Oasis is dead to me

Oasis is dead to me ever since the lead singer died in a freak N64 accedent, and they replaced him with Fred Durst. Not only did they replace him with Fred Durst, they replaced him with the entire Good Charlotte band, featuring Fred Durst...








...and Ashlee Simpson.

My Wonderwall is dead, I'm gonna go listen to Linkin Park and cut myself.

by Meave Haters United April 29, 2005

create dead bodies

To kill.

a: you're a bad boy yardie, you're supposed to know how to get rid of bodies

b: no, bad boy yardies know how to create dead bodies.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004