Texas Broomstick

When you put a dildo up your ass and you have to shit out the dildo

Jake Ryan’s ass was so sore last night because he told me he did the Texas broomstick

by 2RYDIZZLE December 02, 2017

Texas Nut Scoop

When you heat up an ice cream scoop until it’s red hot. Then scoop a mans’ nut sack off.

I’m gonna Texas Nut Scoop Brad when he gets home.

by Jizz Book March 07, 2019

Texas T-Shirt

Usually a Texas T-Shirt is given to a female with a flat chest. A male or female must take a shit on her chest and then mold the shit into breasts. This practice is mainly found in South America.

I gave her a texas t-shirt and she got so turned on!

by TitsMcGee6969 November 13, 2010

Texas T-shirt

1. The act of a man giving himself a pearl necklace and then proceeding to rub it into his torso on all areas that a t-shirt would cover. Preferably the man would be wearing only a fanny pack while this is happening but is not necessary.
2. Any sexual act preformed while wearing a fanny pack. This act may be with partner/s or alone.

Girl 1:I'm so jealous of my boyfriends skin! It's almost like his upper arms and torso just glow!
Girl 2: I knew you weren't putting out for him.
Girl 1: Huh?
Girl 2: Obviously he's got plenty of time to work on his Texas T-shirt so you must not be milking out the jizz

by gertrude07 August 26, 2014

West Texas Poop Claw

The fine art of pooping in your own hand too finger your woman

We got wild last night! I hit her with the ol West Texas Poop Claw!

by Jack Kingofferson March 31, 2020

Texased

1. When you got shot with a bolt action rifle by a Texan on a horse.
2. When you are assimilated by the shitty culture of Texas, becoming a dreadful Texan.

1.
James: "You shot my knee, you crazy fuck!"
Wild Texan: "Get Texased, son!!"

2.
Jordan: "What happened to you, Bill? You've been so different ever since you came back from Texas."
Bill: "Shut your piehole, boy."
Chris: "Don't bother, Jordan. He's been Texased. He belongs to the Texans now."

by Creamy Cheesey Spleeny June 06, 2022

Texas Face

The physical appearance of someone who looks friendly, familiar, approachable or generally trustworthy.

People often stop and ask him for directions because he’s got Texas face.

by Shrug Dog Millionaire November 25, 2021