Texas Dragon Breath

When you’re getting freaky with a girl and she has to fart, so you suck the fart out of her anus and proceed to blow it into her face, followed by a roar.

“So how did it go with her last night?”

“Let’s just say I hit her with some Texas Dragon Breath.”

by The Sender of Warnings August 16, 2025

Top private investigator in the state of texas

In 2020 of November, private investigator, Donovan Thomas became the top investigator in the state of Texas after completing a case the former top investigator for the state could not, the former top investigator Gil Wilson worked a missing person case for two months and could not locate the person of Interest. investigator D Thomas took over the case and found the person of interest in three days time investigator D Thomas was promoted to lead investigator for the investigation company he worked for, and to this day investigator D Thomas still holds the title for top investigator for the state of Texas he was also considered the youngest investigator in the state to make lead investigator within the first few months of holding a private investigator license

Investigator D Thomas Holds the title for top private investigator in the state of Texas

by Stateoftexas August 17, 2025

Texas Chainsaw

When you finish in a blonde redneck and spin her round in the living room causing mass destruction to the house.

I had a bloody crazy night last night, blonde chick and a texas chainsaw…

by anonymous August 17, 2025

Texas Tommy

Either: a very large bowel movement as a result of opioid-induced constipation
Or: a large stick, used to dislodge or break up such a bowel movement that is stuck in the toilet and won't go down
Or: a person (the "index case") who may have produced the original bowel movement after whom the above are named.

Wow, did you see the Texas Tommy that that guy left in the toilet?

by R2xman August 19, 2025

Duffy my Texas

Suck my dick whore.

Wyatt told a girl “come Duffy my Texas” three sheets on a porch swing.

by Papa Duffy August 31, 2025

Texas Thanksgiving

When you stuff your girl on thanksgiving like a turkey, filling her up with your shit, piss and semen, then let it marinate and fuck her with the "stuffing" in the victim.

- What did you do this thanksgiving?
-Me and my girl had a Texas Thanksgiving!
-Can i join next time?
-Sure.

by ramer561 September 1, 2025

Texas Boomerang

When you put a hard bend in your penis to allow for your own facial or your own backshots.

If you get skilled with that texas boomerang, you could theoretically drop a load on your ass and your face.

by KarlKox September 10, 2025