Texas Tugboat

The act of covering a woman's ass with Barbecue Sauce, then licking it off

"Dude, I need to stop at the store."
"Why?"
"I'm giving my girl a Texas Tugboat."

by Derpmannoob March 22, 2024

texas roadhouse footjob

carter wilson

Wow, babe that texas roadhouse footjob was amazing.

by xx_yungtrappalappa_xx February 27, 2024

texas drummer

loud idiot that wont stop playing the fucking basic country beats

my little bastard friend wont stop playing drums like a texas drummer

by bill the gay man January 9, 2023

texas snake trap

When a girl has razorblades mounted on the inside of he vagina and cuts your dick off with them...

i just got texas snake trapped and now i need surgery! XD

by poopa12345678 November 17, 2011

The texas logs

The Texas logs is only found in Texas. The Texas logs is where you go into a restroom, a friends house or a public place and it appears that people don’t know how to flush the toilet and they love their logs. Must be from all of the brisket, steak, bbq and tacos they eat that the Texas log will not flush.

Flush the Texas logs in the toilet. Must be a Texas log in that toilet. Too much brisket is your diet and the Texas log will not flush

by Bubba A July 25, 2021

Texas twinkie

The act of rubbing one’s penis through hot gravel and then shoving it up a woman’s asshole while ejaculating

I gave Julian a Texas Twinkie the other day.

by JuanFepe334 May 22, 2025

Old Texas Cassie Goodbye

When you spank a coworker on the way out of work to let them know you are leaving

I pulled an Old Texas Cassie Goodbye when leaving for the doctor the other day and now I'm getting fired.

by Lolyougoogledthis December 2, 2024