String in the sock

A minor flaw that makes a big deal to people interested in the topic.

Person A: Prices for movies are raising again.
Person B: Doesn't seem like a problem.
Person A: Doesn't seem like one?

That's a string in the sock! Now even less people can go now!

by ChameleonDragon February 5, 2018

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Sock trinket

A delightfully-tiny dollop of crusty, dried cum inside of a sock - usually found under a bed.

When Timmy turned 18, I found a sock trinket in his room, next to his father's Playboy magazines.

by MrBabache February 11, 2018

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mush sock

To cum vigorously into a dirty sock with abandoned freedom.

"My mom hates washing my overused Mush Sock"

by Bloopy Blop Blop February 10, 2018

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Salami Sock

Slang term for vagina, the phallus is the salami and therefore the vaginal passage is its sock.

Damn, Linda, let me into your salami sock!

by lesbiansocklover December 28, 2016

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Sock Shooter

Someone who instead of using tissues, or a rag to ejaculate into while masturbating. They dedicate a sock to ejaculating into in order to keep things less messy.

I'll always be a sock shooter, its a lot easier than wiping things up with a paper towel or something. Gross.

by Stoven Logg January 11, 2017

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