Retard

People who assume that a chonker became that way because of abusive owners

"REEEEE YOUR CAT IS FAT AND GONNA DIE-"
"Shut the fuck up. He was like that when I got him, and he's on a diet. Retard."

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024

retard

somebody who when playing rounders gets the ball hit to them and then throws the ball away to get to the end, Alma! you fucking prick

alma is a retard

i know

like what the fuck, fuck you alma

what did i do?

fuck off retard, nobody like you

by fuckyoualma! August 21, 2020

Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to use or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap

Yo, B the bike flew off the truck when we were taking it to the track last week because you are ratchet strap retarded.

by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021

Retard

You

Tiny Tim: hi what’s your name
Karen:shut up retard
Tiny Tim:*crying*

by Noisy boiiii!!!!! June 19, 2020

retard

someone who lives under a rock

Person 1 : "wow!, you're retarded"
Person 2: "no, I'm Patrick Star's neighbour."

by brainfarts March 27, 2022

Retardation

A diagnosis when someone becomes retarded midway through their life. (Not born Retarded)

Damn nigga, you're gonna give me retardation with all this bullshit coming out of your mouth.

by ASadnessA August 4, 2022

Intelligence Retardant

Intelligence Retardant; adjective;

Can be used when describing the denunciation of a known or proven fact, serving to (slow down) the action/progress of something. Not to be used for mis/disinformation purposes, they’re made up words anyway. Not applicable to feelings.

Saw a video of British police arresting a man that posted a quote online causing a member of the trans mafia to become “triggered” and the police were heard defending the caller, spewing intelligence retardant all over the scene of the “crime”.

by Hoodysnutz December 7, 2024