fist rape

to have a vigorous and unplanned session on the one eyed banjo - to crack one off when the wife is at the shops for a few minutes. to masturbate quickly.
hot damn. heres something you wont here on the news tonight, i engaged in two seperate bouts of fist rape this morning darling. how was work for you?
by captain cruncy semen October 30, 2008
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Crop Rape

When crops with Genetically Engineered DNA breed with organic crops (Corn, Soy, Canola, Cotton)...and the owner of the Seed Patent (probably the Monsanto Corporation) will then sue the owner of the hybrid plant, and force the organic farmer to pay Monsanto Corporation and/or destroy the crop/seeds. Usually ending in bankruptcy for the organic farmer and the destruction of generations of naturally cultivated seeds.
"The Round-Up Ready seed Crop Rape (ed) my field and sprouted, and crossed with my corn, and Monsanto sued me and I had to burn all my seed and now I have to sell my field because I can't feed my family."
by Chi Chi LaRoo January 22, 2010
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rape-o

One who, due to a seedy appearance or desperate demeanor, is believed to engage in rape. This is only used to describe a person who looks like they would rape. Upon doing so, they would then become rapists.
"Who's that guy with the greasy hair, bald spot, and spandex bike shorts?"

"He's a rape-o. Fo' sho."
by J. McDermand December 03, 2007
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Throat Rape

Adjective:
1. Used to describe when a food tastes so bad that its consumption is comparable to raping your throat.

Noun:
1. The act of forcing one to take a penis or another object (like vile food) into his or her mouth for another's own pleasure as a measure of your dominance.
Ralph: "Damn son, the Mac & Cheese at Jone's Restaurant is so salty it feels like I am being orally sodomized by a pillar of salt."

Jamaloquandray: "You got that right pilgrim, that shit's utter throat rape."
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Bacon Rape

To rape someone when they least expect it.
Bob: OHAY, THURR. BACON RAPEEE!!!

sally: SOB.
by GmanFanPanGanScanner December 03, 2009
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chace rape

A combination of child and face rape. It is widely regarded as one of the most vile, evil things that one can do.
omg, last night Mo performed chace rape upon 25 young children at the orphonage. That's sick. He should probably kill himself for the good of the world.
by Mustaphalopolis August 25, 2007
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Rape Walk

A walk in which extend your pelvis and continue foward until desired to stop.
Did you see me rape walk my way threw that crowd?
by Jimbomnky May 12, 2005
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