Taking charge in a job environment (fucking the pig) while you ask for minor assistant (holding the ears)
Fergus: I'll fuck the pig and you hold it's ears
by smokeajoint 42069 March 05, 2019
by Pooky February 22, 2005
what someone becomes when he or she goes out on a limb to try something new or risky and ends up having his or her plan fail completely.
Theorizing that the more I studied, the worse I do on tests, I didn't study for my comp sci test and I failed. I was the guinea pig of my own demise.
In Spider-man, when Norman Osborne conducted experiments on himself that lead to his insanity and death, he was the guinea pig of his own demise.
(variations of "guinea pig of one's own demise")
In Spider-man, when Norman Osborne conducted experiments on himself that lead to his insanity and death, he was the guinea pig of his own demise.
(variations of "guinea pig of one's own demise")
by mbriones January 26, 2012
To escape from a certain place as quickly as one's legs can carry them.
A pun on Pig Latin, since Amscray is the Pig Latin version of Scram.
A pun on Pig Latin, since Amscray is the Pig Latin version of Scram.
by GallopingSausage November 15, 2018
When someone is telling you something & you know the answer & they know the answer - used as sarcasm-like duh everybody knows that for someone who is a know it all or when someone asks a stupid question
My dad would say this when you asked a stupid question - a car won"t run without gas- yeah & all the meat around a pigs ass is pork
by Kitzie kidder June 18, 2017
Penetrative hetrosexual sex.
by Hip no tiz er April 11, 2006
In a little town called owensboro, two men were at peace with all fake enforcers of the law at the "mall". UNTIL ONE DAY it all started. Micah and Cheeseburger knew all the security officers names except for one, and this man is satan. THUS we gave him a name we could think of. The most womanly name that came into our shallow minds. And it was Reba, thus the monster was born. Eventually getting his own arse fired. THAT DIRTY BASTARD!
As I was walking down the street, a particular madness came about me. I no longer knew where I was, I was lost into oblivion. I became a child of the void. As I stepped through the darkness, I saw two armies clashing, I saw the bodies, they were piled on top of each other. Screaming, I fled for my life. As soon as I knew it, I was thrust into the madness of combat, swords clashing over me head, bodies dropping to the ground. I saw the blood, dear gah the blood! I was afflicted with a madness that could only be cast down upon those who entered a state of the surreal. It seemed as if everything was going in slow motion, the battle was ceasing to a halt. As soon as I knew it, I was back at my house. However, ghostly apparitions, blood red with their eyes seeping with a despair that cannot be described. I felt my hair standing on end, as if they were going to be plucked out by the air itself. I ran and I ran, passed the fleshly, horrible walls of my entrapment. I did not know what to expect next, as Micah walked out of the bathroom and kicked me off of the computer :(.
As I was walking down the street, a particular madness came about me. I no longer knew where I was, I was lost into oblivion. I became a child of the void. As I stepped through the darkness, I saw two armies clashing, I saw the bodies, they were piled on top of each other. Screaming, I fled for my life. As soon as I knew it, I was thrust into the madness of combat, swords clashing over me head, bodies dropping to the ground. I saw the blood, dear gah the blood! I was afflicted with a madness that could only be cast down upon those who entered a state of the surreal. It seemed as if everything was going in slow motion, the battle was ceasing to a halt. As soon as I knew it, I was back at my house. However, ghostly apparitions, blood red with their eyes seeping with a despair that cannot be described. I felt my hair standing on end, as if they were going to be plucked out by the air itself. I ran and I ran, passed the fleshly, horrible walls of my entrapment. I did not know what to expect next, as Micah walked out of the bathroom and kicked me off of the computer :(.
"I'm only a minor, and you are causing me serious psycological damage, and I pee the bed at night because of you."-Micah
"OKAY BOYEEE! Reba. REBAAAAAAA! your threatening us, Reba." -Diamond.
"Can you trespass in a fucking mall?" -Nick
"OKAY BOYEEE! Reba. REBAAAAAAA! your threatening us, Reba." -Diamond.
"Can you trespass in a fucking mall?" -Nick
by Kick ass action kung fu grippin bastard ass September 11, 2004