A person who has an eye that looks away from the direction that the other eye is looking. For example, a person's left eye is looking forward while the right eye is looking to the right. Some people also have the ability to change which eye is the side scanner. Not to be confused with someone who is crosseyed or middle scanner.
The guy at the drive thru window was a side scanner. He was looking at us and the car behind us...at the same time!
by JibSS October 1, 2010
Get the Side Scannermug. When yo cracker u fuck wit gotta man she fucking wit and yous be in wit her u know wat im saying and they still be fucking so u gotta keep it on the down low
Some nigga: Yo bitch wanna fuck?
Cracker: Not now you needs to fuck off side cracker my mans is here.
Cracker: Not now you needs to fuck off side cracker my mans is here.
by Xolu December 24, 2023
Get the Side crackermug. No it's not like "would you like fries with that?" Kind of side. In movie terms sides refers to pages of a shooting script. Only the leads get complete scripts. All others only get sides for the scenes they're involved with.
by 4realazitgits April 11, 2021
Get the Sidesmug. Liddle’ Mike Pence, a man who was about to be ousted as Governor Indiana until I came along and made him V.P., has gone to the Dark Side.
by asdferdgasg23 August 5, 2023
Get the Dark Sidemug. side burns 🥵💦🤏🧟🦛
by andioopsksksksksksksksk November 10, 2019
Get the Austin side burnsmug. by MJHSballer December 31, 2010
Get the Side Trotmug. by Its.Me.A.Mario. December 13, 2017
Get the lower sidemug.