BFFFFFTTT HAHAHAHHAH
its not real! ITS NOT REAL!!!!
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valve cant even count to three!!!
its not real! ITS NOT REAL!!!!
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valve cant even count to three!!!
by ur_so_right_lad July 9, 2023

"Dave I can't believe you banged that fat chick last night!"
"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"
"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"
by thekentuckykid August 23, 2011

My half-nibling-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Parent's half-sibling's child; the relative who has with the other person only one grandparent in common, but parents are different.
My half-cousin is a good person.
by Usery May 2, 2021

The phrase "Eat half the croissant" metaphorically advises finding a compromise by suggesting that, like splitting a croissant, each party receives a fair share, achieving a balanced resolution.
When the team couldn't decide whether to work remotely or from the office, their manager suggested they "eat half the croissant" by agreeing to a hybrid arrangement, balancing both preferences.
by Marco____2929292 April 23, 2024

by Unknown07724 January 8, 2025

Guy: Half-Life 4 when?
Other guy: dawg... gaben cant count to 3... why do you think he can count to 4?
Other guy: dawg... gaben cant count to 3... why do you think he can count to 4?
by lil proot February 24, 2025
