Half Prospect

A woman who a guy has a lukewarm interest in and not totally sold on.

Brett: I saw you talking to that girl Sara. What’s the latest with her?
Nick: Eh. She is a half prospect. I decided to get with the lawyer instead.

by Slabshack December 4, 2018

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half soulmate

Half soulmates: a couple that is probably not good for each other. But they love each other and can’t leave each other alone. The problem could be communication, drug addiction, cheating, toxicity, etc. Being a half soulmate is for both parties and NOT one sided.

“Man I really love him, and he’s my soulmate but he sucks at communication!

“You mean he’s your half soulmate, he won’t even leave you alone after you tell him to and you STILL go back!”

by mmack7 September 13, 2020

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half-woke

When you get woke, but decide to go the other way with it and turn to white supremacism for real.

"I thought you said you were woke now. Why aren't you checking your white privilege?"
"No, I'm half-woke. You were right: I always was a white supremacist, I just didn't realize it. And clearly I can't change that. So, heil Hitler, and go love a nigger."

by Etichetta Nera May 27, 2021

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Half a hoe

The type of person who is loyal in relos but when they aren’t in a relo they have a fuck fest aka sausage fest

“My week has been a fuck fest after Lindsey and I broke up”
“Damn I knew I was only half a hoe”

by Fucknigs May 19, 2018

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Cousins by the half dozens

A typical descriptor of the modern extended nuclear family. No longer can people claim to have dozens of cousins when average children per family rates have dropped so drastically since the baby boom era.

Vinny: Hey Joe! How was your family reunion paisano?
Joe: Hey Vinny! It was good. My nonna and aunts and uncles were all there. There was plenty of linguine left over since I got cousins by the half dozens.

by Church Wexler May 3, 2025

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