grief muffins

The basket of muffins the hospital delivers to the family of dying patients; often left untouched later gets redistributed to hospital employees

I feel bad for the patients but these grief muffins are delicious

by Hspansot July 15, 2019

taint muffin

a blueberry muffin that now has taint particles on it that weren't there before breakfast.

Gosh darnit, you are being such a taint muffin right now. taint muffin

by taint muffin November 16, 2016

Muffin Top

The fat bit that overflows over the top of your pants. Despite what the other definitions are trying to tell you, muffin tops are adorable, and if you have one: I love you.

*someone posts a pic of a chubby girl*
"She has a muffin top, very soft looking, would hug her."

by pplatonic February 14, 2022

Muffin grease

Vaginal sucreation, pussy fluid

Did you get lucky last night

Yeah! My cock is still covered in muffin grease.

by Crackslime January 25, 2019

Muffin

There is no explanation for this one. It is what it is

Muffin has arrived

by Da muffin July 22, 2020

Banana nut muffin

A type of food growing in small ponds to feed small fish

The small catfish couldn't eat the wieners, so they had to survive on banana nut muffins.

by Kehoneycutt February 28, 2020

Mutha Fucker Muffin Man

a gay dude who is an extreme pervert that lives on drury lane.

Guy 1: "Bro, I heard that guy over there lives on drury lane."

Guy 2: "Yeah bro. I also heard him masturbating in the bathroom yesterday."

Guy 1: "He must be a Mutha Fucker Muffin Man."

by ShaquilleOatmeal_ March 16, 2022