“I like penis”

This can be used when you want to get out of doing hard work in school/work and also how to get sent home or fired.

Teacher: Did you finish the 10,000,000 page essay Timothy?

Timothy: “I like penis”

Teacher: OH NO, I WILL RING YOUR PARENTS RIGHT NOW TIMOTHY

by Lugs69 January 10, 2022

weeping like a mofo

When you have had the Craic so much the night before your nose erupts like Mt. Vesuvius the next day!

BP: Hey AV how's the craic
AV: Weindish I'm still weeping like a mofo all over my keyboard!

by Hickman Bacon April 15, 2008

bend it like baldwin

To write in a gritty, yet soaring style akin that of classic African American authors, esp. those from the 1920s, 30s and 40s. (Orig. after African American writer James Baldwin (1924-1987))

"Yo, Nathan McCall's my dog, he knows how to bend it like baldwin."

by MCJKM June 9, 2009

Walk like a kickstand

To use any drug, usually lean to a point of no self control and an extreme "out of it" feeling.

Did you see him walk like a kickstand at the party yesterday

by Deeptraplingo September 12, 2016

second-hand like

liking a Facebook page after seeing it on someone's wall and/or news feed

"have you seen the page derek liked?" "well its a second-hand like from my page"

by niallisgay August 25, 2011

runs like a whore

Adjective- when you repair something and you fixed the problem.

Damn Cuz! That car runs like a whore after you’ve fixed my clutch

by Bootfuckjimmi December 1, 2022

silly like BB

Something that someone says that they think is funny, but it is actually not. In fact, it is really annoying and usually they are the only ones to laugh at their own joke.

1. "Look, Mr. Wright! I have glitter on my hands! *insert sound of someone who is silly like BB's laughter this is ALWAYS annoying and puts strain on one's nerves. Sometimes, the aforementioned laughter results in a splitting headache.*"
2. "That wasn't funny! You're silly like BB! I hate you."

by hxcaznndfriend February 28, 2005