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“I like penis”

This can be used when you want to get out of doing hard work in school/work and also how to get sent home or fired.
Teacher: Did you finish the 10,000,000 page essay Timothy?

Timothy: “I like penis

Teacher: OH NO, I WILL RING YOUR PARENTS RIGHT NOW TIMOTHY
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patrick swayze like

Saying hello from the afterlife

With that flavor fave from the shared moments back in the day
Tony the tiler wrote so many definitions in Urban dictionary. Many used Kat in the definition, some she wrote and let him gleen. He set it up she gets a mug every valentine's day even if he passes first.
Romance all Patrick Swayze like
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geeking like cash

some shit that Balain made up
a furry starts getting hurt cuz they getting bitched. then you say:
you're geeking like cash
by Black Dr. Phil May 13, 2022
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taste like water

I'm gonna play sonic 2 but every time i jump in a level that has music that doesn't taste like water i say "Fuck you SEGA!"
by The letter S May 15, 2022
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rip like a schnee

When you’re riplike a schnee you’re chalked or the circumstances you were in turned out unfavorably.
“Yo Bob, the girl you got with last night was a hog.”Bob: Rip like a schnee.
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You like Jazz

In the bee movie the bee asks the girl if she likes jazz

It is basically a meme so if you like those search this up
Bee: you like jazz
Girl:confusion
by Bee-movie-bee May 26, 2022
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Lie like a rug

A liar that lies so much and cover things up with more lies

a continuos Liar or
compulsive liars
or to be in the mindset of denial
why do you continue to "lie like a rug"
There should be "Lie like a rug charges" in the court of law
by UnoYoko February 11, 2022
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