Slappin’ Legs

A formerly popular Southern euphemism for sex. (verb)

“Everybody knows that those two have been slappin’ legs.” -My Grandmother

by kinkytwinky June 25, 2018

Eggs to the leg

When a woman is going all out in an risky situation. Similar to when a man is going balls to the wall.

Mia went eggs to the leg when she ate a full edible.

by Yourmomthe7th June 26, 2018

Leg it

To “leg it” is a commonly used British phrase to mean to quickly run away from something.

“I was caught fighting someone by the head so I legged it”

“If we see Jessica, just leg it”

by Molmo July 3, 2018

Chubby legs

When someones legs are so chubby they wobble when they walk

Aarons got really chubby legs he's too scared to wear shorts

by bigboy36 July 9, 2018

two-legged twatwaffle

A Two-legged twatwaffle is a stupid bar skank with a std

Yo Bro, look at this chick i picked up
Dude! Brad thats a two-legged twatwaffle
Next morning: Brad "why does it burn when i pee"

by country bear July 15, 2018

A hook leg

A woman who attempts to lay in bed with you unintentionally providing no pleasure. Ultimately, leading too a long thought conversation of mentals.

I wanted a hook leg after she finessed a position in my bed.

Instead, we just lay'd still.
Listening to each other breath.
Thinking about it for the longest.

by MuckGregor July 23, 2018

achy quaky legs

What Billy Ray Cyrus would have after a long period of gathering returnable beverage containers on a hot day. Good luck gettin' any sleep that night.

"...So do not tell my legs, my achy quaky legs, to take one more step till they get a rest --- whooooohhh!"

by QuacksO August 8, 2018