two-legged twatwaffle

A Two-legged twatwaffle is a stupid bar skank with a std

Yo Bro, look at this chick i picked up
Dude! Brad thats a two-legged twatwaffle
Next morning: Brad "why does it burn when i pee"

by country bear July 16, 2018

baby legging

to excessively pout, be sad, extremely upset, or to give a pitiful look at someone

my wife was baby legging at me last night because I didn't pick up extra fries for her.

the dogs are baby legging because I didn't give them any snacks today

by jiimbo69420 August 05, 2021

Josh's Leg

The most disgusting, vile, itchy thing in the entire universe.

Wow, your leg is so gross it looks like Josh's leg.

by LoveJoshsLeg March 27, 2018

Ginger Legs

A Ginger with deformed legs

Hey ginger legs go stumble somewhere else

by KYs72 April 29, 2016

left-leg-lean

The posture assumed by one who is very intoxicated - but not quite stumble-drunk.

Sarah - How long has Mike been at the bar?
Joe - I'm not sure, but he's been doing the left-leg-lean for about an hour now.

by jdmccallen March 11, 2008

Lurpack Legs

Definition of the town slapper who loves a good shag. Knickers sliding up & down like a thermometer.

"Here mate have you seen her over there?"
"Aye avoid her pal it's lurpack legs she will eat you alive"

by LBarr96 April 05, 2023

Chair legs.

Legs at the bottom of my chair. Also arm rests are just chairs for your arms.

Ummmm chair legs.

by Xenogenisis February 24, 2020