A Jake story

A story that in some aspects could maybe be true but is mostly an exaggeration

"Man that chick was sucking my dick upside down down." "Man stfu that shit has to be a Jake story!"

by Big_Dick_Bee420 March 15, 2023

jake nedved

A man with a big penis and a small ego. Jake nedved is the type of guy to whip out a snake when you expect a mesquito. also his sister is racist

"YO, did you hear that jake nedveds sister said the n word??!!

by wordwizard222254 March 21, 2023

Amber and Jake

So amber I love you, amber is an amazing girl, kind, sweet , funny, we may argue but I will always love you amber - Jake stubs.

Amber and Jake are awesome

by Johannesburg paulsty March 23, 2023

Jake Raines

Jake Raines will be a TV Series about a group of lads who fight some pretty insane things. It will be a child of Doctor Who and The Boys mixed together. When it comes out, i plan for it to be the best TV show ever made. But for now, keep waiting.

1. Hey, did you hear about the new show: Jake Raines?

2. Yeah, of course, everyone has.

1. Oh, then what’s the point of this conversation?

2. To fill in some space in an online dictionary of course!

by drumstyx March 30, 2023

Jake Goodeve

Loves polish birds and skipping gym. Has a lifelong rivalry with big Jaggar and a very gusty bedroom.( flatulence ) Fat.

Jake goodeve just glazed a Polski whatever next?!

by Fndkdihsben March 31, 2023

Jake

Some guy in enhypen 😭😭
That little dog creature
Has a dog layla who is now my wife yhhh
We love Jake
And uhhh
He’s mine other than that we all should love Jake

No I’m not typing an example for Jake

by GrrrrWOOF October 30, 2023

Jake Waterman

Some crack whore who is addicted to mushrooms and had all of his friends ditch him.

"Hey, what ever happened to that one kid?"
"Oh, you mean Jake Waterman? He was busted by the police for carrying illegal drugs."

by rtl1984 October 30, 2023