Pulling a Jack

When ever your friend goes to do a small task such as getting a soda, but takes multiple hours instead and comes back with a Nintendo Switch

"Hey guys, i'm gonna go grab a soda." *4 hours later* "Sorry for pulling a jack guys, but now i have a Nintendo Switch

by Skylemac February 9, 2019

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Jack Brandt

A titan shifter that appears in the fandom, of which is canon. He is known for his puns; as well as his green Jacket. He has blue eyes and brown hair. Jack Brandt is mostly mistaken as Eren, for which he is not, but has developed a well-known crush on one of the other titan shifters, Annie Leonhart.

Wow. What a terrible pun, you're such a Jack Brandt.

by Jeanieboi May 20, 2018

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Daddy jack

If you call someone a daddy jack it means they will crush you with the fucking giant nob

Don’t daddy jack me

by Jackdadjack June 26, 2019

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lightning jack

A lightning jack is when someone masturbates in record time. Typically used when someone needs to take care of themselves in a pinch knowing they must be quick as they will need to be around others very soon.

Knowing the pool party would start soon, I had to step in the bathroom for a lightning jack.

by Here_to_Help July 5, 2019

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