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nut clothes

General term for loose-fitting, very casual clothing (such as exercise shorts and a t-shirt) usually worn on weekends spent lounging around the house and/or doing chores that may result in a person getting dirty. Occasionally worn for exercise or quick trips to the store, although being spotted in nut clothes is unfortunate.

May be worn by both males and females.

Exact meaning of the use of "nut" is unclear but could refer to: 1) clothes that a man has nutted into or used to clean up nut spillage, 2) the looseness of the shorts revealing the man's nuts, or, 3) the ratty nature of the clothes, like the unkempt appearance of a wild, unshaven nut sac.
Tom: What are you doing this weekend?

Dick: Nothing really. Probably going to spend Saturday and Sunday in my nut clothes, watching football.

Harry: I think I'm going to have to break down and get new nut clothes because the old ones are so nasty that even I can't take it anymore.
by eetmaicrank September 22, 2009
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eagle nuts

When something so painful happens and it's so painful that it's like having an eagle dig its talons into your nuts.
watching keanu reeves act is so painful that it gives me eagle nuts.

dropping a brick on your toe thats eagle nuts.

walking in on your girlfriend with some dude, thats eagle nuts.
by b.c dude April 25, 2009
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nervous nuts

Someone who gets overly nervous or excited about EVERYTHING!
Hey nervous nuts, chill out! Man, you got nervous nuts, relax!
by Boston Slang February 12, 2008
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stuffy nuts

Comparable to a stuffy nose, but for your nuts. All clogged up and you need to blow it in order to feel better.
I have stuffy nuts, I havn't had sex in weeks.
by K.A.G February 2, 2014
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Nuts deeping

Nuts deeping refers to the action of placing one's penis so far into an orifice of another that the penis is entirely enveloped by the orifice, leaving only the nuts exposed.
Xan was nuts deeping that case of Busch Light, having already imbibed twenty of the twenty-four cans contained in it.

Practicing good sportsmanship, Chris always catches, nuts deeps and releases the multitudes of trout he lands, in order to keep fish populations healthy.
by TroutBangler69 April 13, 2011
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no nut november

when my friend milo actually does not masterbait for the whole month of november...
by 63oliver April 30, 2020
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Pulsating nuts

Man she left me with pulsating nuts
by 6,4 kidd December 29, 2021
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