Check Damage Blocked

When you contribute absolutely nothing in a game but still flex your imaginary impact by telling teammates to "check damage blocked." Often used in Marvel Rivals by SambosaChicken, who spends the whole game swinging into nobody, auto attacking the enemy tank, shielding on full hp, then wall crawling away.

Teammate: "Bro, you did zero damage, what were you even doing?"
You: "Yeah, but check damage blocked tho."

by Bronze 2 Marvel Rivals February 9, 2025

Block Cock

When somebodies dick is an odd shape.

i.e. a weiner with sharper edges than usual
(Yes, its possible).

Dude did you see David's block cock on the internet?

by iiAvolition May 25, 2016

Clock-Blocked

When you are perfectly aware that something is hindering your direct vision of a clock in your house, such as dirty dishes blocking a stove clock, or leftover time on a Microwave oven from an unfinished cooking session. Something that you could easily clear and view the time, but you are too lazy to do so.

Friend: Dude, what time is it?"
Me: "I don't know, there's still ten seconds on the microwave from when I cooked popcorn, If you want to know, go clear it.."
Friend: "Your house Clock-Blocked me just now...

by Reverend Joseph August 4, 2012

Block Waiver

High School Seniors in Manteca Unified School District in Manteca, California can take 1st or 4th Period OFF (AKA Come to School later or leave School early) if they have enough graduation requirements

Random Freshman: Do you have 4 classes?
JJ: Since I have a block waiver, I only have 3 classes

by KoKane42069 July 19, 2023

Animator Block

Same as Art/Artist block, but with animation.

The Animator lacked creativity, She always has Animator Block

by Essiela March 30, 2022

Dock Block

A situation in the board game Puerto Rico, when during the Captain Phase of the game, a player opts to ship his goods in such a way as to prevent another player from having access to one of the three allotted ships.

John: "I could ship my tobacco on the ship already containing tobacco, but instead I choose to place my one corn on the large ship so that you can't get any points."

Mary: "Oh man, you are such a dock block!"

by LlordLlama October 16, 2012

A block on a cock

Literally what the term says, when a man/trans-fluid person with his/her penis erectile puts heavy weights on it for sexual pleasure and stimulation, and as a flex to see how strong his/her cock is.

I put A block on a cock, well, more specifically, my trans girlfriend's cock to see how much stronger her cock is compared to my tiny little pimple penis. Oh she came so hard the cum blast literally lifted up the 50 pound block and that made my pimple penis cum as well, causing my penis to grow 8 inches with my cum alone. Damn what a dream

by Urbane and Dictive October 19, 2022