If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds
ah man sucks to be u that u dont have a sister. Oh wait U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND.
by Ludwig_Doom August 04, 2021
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Have a spag

Being very angry/upset about something and then ranting about it. In extreme form: going a bit crazy.
"If that oven doesn't get fixed soon I'm going to have a spag."
"My mum had a right spag at me the other day for coming home late."
by lozzyrose November 13, 2011
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I have got a chubby

Mildly stimulated penis , with enough interest in it to begin to engorge, but not quite enough to facilitate a full boner.

Enough however to exclaim I have got a chubby.
Yes, sheโ€™s reasonably tidy , not in the league of a 500 dollar hooker maybe, but to be fair I have got a chubby .
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
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You Have A Long Toungue

Saying things that you never intend on doing.
On Holidays:
Banji: I am going to buy a house here on this cliff.
THE NEXT DAY:
Banji: I should really get a house here.
RETURNED HOME FROM HOLIDAYS

Conclusion:
Aryan: BANJI, YOU HAVE A LONG TOUNGUE.
by AryanTheWordArtist January 28, 2019
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His legs have gone

Said of an ageing footballer to mock their lack of pace or just general washedness
"His legs have gone" - Jamie Carragher, talking about Casemiro at Manchester United
by Untar la Manteca February 22, 2025
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Ima Have To SMack YOur BAck To Some Lightining
Ima Have To SMack YOur BAck To Some Lightining
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