february 13

the day of many mistakes , including my birth
if you are born on this date, nobody ever remembers your birthday and its worse when you don't have a valentine
but it's fine because you're still epic

some random person: oh you're born on february 13?? thats a day before valenti-
me: *slaps in the face*

by wafflefryconsumer March 19, 2026

February 8th

The day your crush sends you nudes

Guy: Guess what todays is

Girl: What

Guy: February 8th

by The Love Handle February 8, 2025

febury

You human with extra chromosomes. You absolute buffoon. How did you fail to write “February.”

Ham: is it febury?
Washingmachine : you mean February?
Ham:ye, febury…
Washingmachine: …Alex get sleep.
ham: NO

by Hamilgang February 8, 2025

february 12th

dumb bitch birth day (talkin abt jojo)

"damn its February 12th its that dumb nigga jojo's birthday"

by the baddest pr bitch out there February 10, 2025

February 11th

Nation spoiled brat day

“Hey what day is it tomorrow?” “It’s February 11th, national spoiled brat day!”

by Sexyyred February 10, 2025

February 11th

“ Kendall judge day” or also “the biggest stuck up coniving cunt with the fattest moose knuckle day@

being defined as..
“oh hey its february 11th!”
“NOOOO ITS KENDALL JUDGE DAY!!”
“what?”
* it goes dark *
“THE MOOSE KNUCKLE IS TAKING OVER” we all yell in unison.

by EricMcnackle23 February 10, 2025

February 11th

Send a photo and video to your boyfriend of your 🍒,🍑,🐱

February 11th

by Dnsbddbdn February 11, 2025