spiteful fart

Farting on purpose just to spite someone

My boss was a jerk to me, so I busted out a spiteful fart in his face as I walked past his desk.

by Slackey January 11, 2009

Fart Force

Adj. The force exerted upon farting

Alt. Definition

N. The secret organization created by the justice league after drinking too much.

BILL, HOLY SHIT your fart just measured a 9.5 on the fart scale

Bill: Yeah, that's some fart force my ass has got huh?

by Dr. Cornwalice February 21, 2008

Sneaky fart

A fart that sneaks up and surprises you and you know you farted but the smell is unrecognizable to you.

"wow! that was one sneaky fart... i don't remember eating raw sewage."

by Drew N Chris January 10, 2008

Fart Mist

1. A mass of fine poop particles in the atmosphere.
2. Poop vapor condensed on the inside of your butt cheeks after forcing out what you "thought" was a dry fart. This often happens in the car and smells exceptionally bad.

Dude, I was driving home from the all you can eat garlic pizza place when I farted and totally Fart Misted all over the inside of my underwear and cheeks.

by Marcort January 22, 2009

Fart Water

Water or liquid that leaks from you ass hole when you fart. This causes you underwear to get wet or damp. It's not shit.......its fart water!

My fart water left a wet patch on the back of my boxers!

by Carpet Bagger September 10, 2015

fart in a mitten

The act of moving around or being moved around while in a confined space.

Originally used by my father in 1985 to describe how I would bounce around in the car.
Since used to describe swimmers on a bus. My son while in bed.

My son is bouncing around like a fart in a mitten.
Why can you not sit still, you are moving around like a fart in a mitten!

by BigHungryBill November 27, 2016

arctic farts

When it's so cold outside and u fart but it is just so cold that the air coming out of your ass is visible.

Person: Did you just arctic farts ?!!?
You: yea
Person: that was a nasty one man.

by Wild Owls Sienna April 27, 2016