doing the ruth

someone who is constantly gaslighting you. someone who makes you think you’redoing something you’re actually not.

stop making me think i broke the plate when i didn’t, you’re doing the ruth again!

by ant joseph September 6, 2021

Doing a Gert

Doing anything, apart from the actual thing you are meant to be doing, at any one time.

See that guy there, he's doing a Gert. Not getting it done today.

by Workhorse1 September 7, 2021

Doin a Stru

Sending your friends a snapchat of you sitting on the toilet, usually with a cup of coffee in hand, followed by a seductive wink. You may or may not be accompanied by your infant niece or nephew.

"Hey, did you see Simon's snap story? He was Doin a Stru"

by SocialCueWho September 14, 2021

Doink

A rather thick joint that a group friends can enjoy

"Yo Carl i'm gonna need you to roll a next doink for the society"

by Alex9974 September 24, 2021

Doing a Trevor

It's when you choke somebody out with the intention to show what Trevor did to you when you were a child.

Doing a Trevor -

Person 1: "Let me show what Tervor did"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: takes person 2 a headlock and chokes violently.

by anonymous September 28, 2021

Doin

Your mom

I'm doin your mom.

by Owne October 2, 2021

doing the Markus

When you ask for a round and are the last to come.

Dude why did you pull the Markus on us??
Sorry i was golfing the whole morning and didn't tell you because why the fuck should I.

My girlfriend was doing the Markus on me yesterday ...

by YoloGunthi123 October 10, 2021