Eskimo bowling 

Another name for the sport of curling. This is a game which is played mainly by middle aged, slightly overwieght men in the middle of winter. The main criteria to play this sport appears to be an ability to drink. The game itself is a strategic battle in which large stones are thrown down a sheet of ice and for some inexplicable reason, 2 men sweep the ice in front of the stone. the game is similar to bowling, in the sense that there is a lot of down time for the players, thus allowing more time to drink. (see bocce, horseshoes, darts, golf , etc.). the game is dominated by Canadians

Him - Honey, let's go out to do some eskimo bowling.
Her- Great idea, let me get my mickey and my parka

Eskimo bowling by wetcoaster September 1, 2006

Bowling Green

A crappy-ass town located in Kentucky that is slowly becoming less lame. Oft' called Boring Green for it's lack of anything interesting to do.

Internet Stalker: So, little girl, where do you live?
Little Girl: I live in Bowling Green. Please, come kill me.

Bowling Green by Rawrness May 13, 2005

bowling

The act of transferring a joint roach into a bowl to finish it off.

This roach is getting low and I don't have a clip. Wanna go bowling?

bowling by atootechnical2 February 26, 2011

bowling ball 

Term used to degrade a woman who has given up all three holes to a man (oral, coitus, and anal sex). Generally speaking, a man can feel confident that he has dominated a woman after achieving this triple crown status, whereas only obtaining one or two of these sexual acts are no guarantee a woman will even remember him. This is primarily because most women are reluctant to give up the third whole (back door for many women OR the pussy for sluts who are trying to remain virgins). This is synonymous to a "grand slam" (as all the bases were run).

1) I used that dirty whore like a bowling ball.

2) Trust me, she's no prude. I bowling balled that bitch after two dates.

3) She never gave me head - so I can't call her a bowling ball.

bowling ball by Hollywoodknight November 19, 2011

bowling

A sport played by the Dude, the only reason why it's actually any good.

Robber: What the fuck this?
The dude: Obviously, you're not a golfer.
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Walter: Fuck it, let's go bowling.

bowling by Sander Ginn November 13, 2007

Bowling

1) The activity you do after you've done everything else
2) The lazy man's sport
3) The germaphobe's nightmare

"There are two types of people who go bowling: there are the people that really, really love bowling, and then there are the people that are like 'wouldn't it be hysterical if we went bowling?'"
"Well, we could go bowling...or we could just hang ourselves..."
"Oh, you went bowling? Glad I couldn't make it."
"If you're sweating while you're bowling, you're out of shape. And if you're out of shape and you're bowling, you're probably a professional bowler."
"Here, put on these moist shoes ten thousand people have worn, and stick your fingers in these dirty holes. Now you have the flu."
-Jim Gaffigan

Bowling by aaargh i am not a pirate April 23, 2011

dog-bowling 

The generic term for a person (usually a man) performing (especially) anilingus and/or cunnilingus from behind on a woman when she is on all fours (like a dog - hence the term dog-bowling, lap-lap).

The bitch was so hot for his tongue she didn't mind which hole he went for when she bent over, and he didn't much care either he loved dog-bowling so much.

dog-bowling by Rhys Chilcott July 20, 2006