stoner boner

a stoner's (person who is stoned) boner (erect penis)

"Look! Erik's got a stoner boner!"

by Ariel McDermott August 31, 2003

Monkey Boner

Used to define someone acting like a retard

Hey John was making love to a duck, yeah hes sucj a monkey boner

by Nick Kos Alex Barnett December 17, 2004

Boner Collision

A momentous occasion

Oh my God, I got an A on the test! Boner collision!

by GTS585 January 2, 2011

Phantom Boner

When the crease of a male's jeans appears to look like a boner as they sit down. One of the most annoying things experienced by man.

Betty: "Whoa, check out the size of that guy's wang!"
Sue: "Calm down, Betty, it's just a phantom boner."
Betty: "Damn!"

by The Whovian February 11, 2015

The gay boner

When your watching a guys back arch his sexy smile, then his tight butt damn you captain america

I was watching winter soldier then I had a the gay boner (I love marvel and I'm single)

by Hekil80pplin2dayshesadoptedmvl November 13, 2018

con-boner

As the opposite of pro-boner, con-boner can mean uncool, stupid, lame, ect.

"Dude this party is so con-boner"
"You are so con-boner"

by Roxas/Misa August 10, 2009

Sun Boner

People who go outdoors when it becomes sunny and warm out (Usually standing/sitting/playing in grassy fields).

Look at all the sun boners playing corn hole and frisbee.

by bobe dole May 2, 2013