half a presses

something so tastefully lame that only the discord dad bot can name. For when his insults get so good that they begin to go beyond comprehension. Dad has no chill.

srsly though who knows?

Kid1: d!embarrass @Kid2
Kid2 (bot): I spent 48 hours working on a video to explain half a presses

by juncococococococo February 25, 2021

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Half life 2 episode 3 real

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man this half life 2 episode 3 real isnt real

by Gerald joey genkins October 24, 2023

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half-grandnibling

Half-sibling's grandchild.

Half-grandnibling.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

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Half dictator

Made up nonsense word

Person 1: “well you see he wasn’t actually evil so he was a half dictator”
Person 2: “you’re fucking retarded”

by DoodleGuy November 8, 2021

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Half a Rob

Phrase, Slang, Twitter Joke, Patreon Blunder
ˈhæf ə ˈɹɑb
1. While wearing underwear (with or without pants), one mistakenly believes they have to pass gas, but it is actually a bowl movement about to pass through the anus. Instead of the anus relinquishing the excrement, it is pulled back into the body causing a surprised reaction from the person. This may or may not result in a mark on the person's underwear.
2. When you think you need to fart but you suck it back in as the turtle kisses your underwear.

I have a tummy ache and pulled a half a rob so I had to run to the bathroom.

by LeaPeea May 9, 2023

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