The Third Half

There are many definitions:
1. The meaning of Irony.
2. An improper fraction - can be turned into a mixed number.
3. You don't have your glasses on, and immediately after the second half, you think third.
4. Seconds. (See the irony)
5. When you have a whole pizza, just to yourself, and when you ate the pizza, you're fat but still lazy and 'hungry-bored', so you buy another pizza, and you were intended to eat it all (The Fourth Half), but your brother/sister sees you eating the pizza, and commands you to give him/her a half, so you do (but you don't tell him/her about the other whole pizza) and you ate the half, so you've eaten three halves, you fata**.
1. Oh how the irony! I asked what's going to happen in the third half!
2. What's a whole add a half. No, not one whole and a half, the third half!
3. Huh? What's that? Don't you dare eat the third half of the pizza.
4. I'll have seconds on the third half!
5. .........third half........
by Weird but truth! April 02, 2017
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Half-Skeptic

Someone who is only half-skeptical

Those who are half-skeptics either only are skeptical of other people and their beliefs (won't agree with anyone who doesn't fit their biases no matter what), or are only skeptical of their own beliefs (in essence, a people-pleaser).
That person is a half-skeptic, they can't even take what the other person is saying seriously!
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Half Shorts

What’s considered shorts for men nowadays that cover the knees and lower.

Back then (when shorts were actually short), you didn’t get judged, as a man, for wearing real man shorts that covered half your thigh or less. Nowadays you’ll get weird looks by some church freaks that think women should wear dresses that noclip through the ground.
Bob: *wears actual shorts*

Myrtle: Oh my creeps that’s sacrilege! He should only be wearing half shorts!!
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half-granduncle

My half-granduncle is a good person.
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a penny and a half

A lesser-known variant of the phrase "a pretty penny" (i.e. very expensive).
That Aesop moisturizer cost me a penny and a half!
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Champna half

A. Some one that is the best but not by far.

B. Someone who has done something amazing but beleive able
C. someone who has done what they were axed to do almost perfectly
"Great game you scored 3 touchdowns on offense and you scored 1 in an interception on defense your a champna half"

"Man if you can drink dat all in a half a minute your a champna half."
by Darkness midnight mothafucka August 21, 2009
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