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off your gullet

Extremely intoxicated to the point of no return.

Your gullet is a funny word to describe your mouth, throat, and stomach region, hence an individual who is off their gullet may be projectile vomiting as a result of being so intoxicated
Frat guy: “Dude you gotta get up, your ride is here!”

Dude who is fighting for his life on the toilet: “I literally can’t guy, I’m off my gullet.”

His ride: “How much have you drank dude? You are off your gullet!”
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Gut your fish

by Whatkindoftree March 9, 2018
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Count your ducks

1) To become aware of all the good in your life
Matt: "Oh man, I failed my math exam!"
Susan: "Well, count your ducks. You could be dead."
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better than your's

Nothing can compare.
ever.
So nice of you to try tho :
haha look at those sleezy ass friends of her's.
Yea bitch they're better than your's.
by aprilll April 18, 2008
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stand on your dick

Australian slang.

To hold your ground during an argument; to stand by an opinion or decision despite criticism. Often said in a admiring or begrudging way.
"Did you see Joe Bloggs on TV last night?"
"Yeah, those reporters were giving him hell, but you gotta give it to him, he stood on his dick".

"Why do you always give up so quickly in an argument? Go on, stand on your dick for once".
by Ole Mate July 17, 2017
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puff your peach

Jack told Isaiah "I want to puff your peach". And Isaiah let jack suck his dick
by Juju the oracle January 16, 2014
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peeing your pants

A usually somewhat embarrassing thing that could happen for a few reasons.
1. You are a young infant with no bladder control
2. You are an elderly citizen who has the same excuse and the infant.
3. You held your pee in for too long.
4. You have a fetish, and pee yourself for enjoyment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5. You are an actor on pornhub who's job is to piss their pants/shorts/panties/underwear for others' sexual amusement
Joey: Dood do u liek peeing your pants
Matt: Nah fam, only Pornhub stars do
by A_single_bean May 31, 2019
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