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yeetus yeetus commit self deletus 

an action in which you commit suicide by yeeting yourself off a high place and dying(see yeet)
hey I'm about to yeetus yeetus commit self deletus
Related Words
Someone who can skeet and yeet. Derived from jesus. A yeetus is a master of yeeting.
Carl is yeetus cause he has a great dab
Yeetus by trevor911 May 24, 2017

Yeetabix 

Right, i know this seems weird, but let me tell you what yeetabix is. it is weetabix with a ton of sugar in it basically. makes you power through your day under the influence of dank memes
Person 1:OMG this weetabix is so good!
Person 2: WTF ur still having weetabix? yeetabix is full of dank memes to help pose through your day!
Yeetabix by YeetabixBoi October 13, 2019

Uber Yeets 

Like Uber Eats, but instead a person arrives at your door and delivers a massive YEET and then drives away
"What's your address? I'm gonna order a Uber Yeets to spice things up"
Uber Yeets by Maple Yeet June 24, 2018
Damn. That was yeetful!
Yeetful by Dw2001 May 30, 2018

Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus 

Go commit self deletus is one of the hundreds of roblox memes published to the internet. Its also used as a (poor) comeback to some insults including ur mom gay lol (the ultimate one shot kill insult(the only comaback for that is no u)). commit self deletus means go kill yourself (as you can probably tell). some other similar memes include, go commit toasterbath, go commit die, go commit death-pacito, go commit neck-crack-bone, go commit waterbreathe, go commit knife-heart, go commit no alive, go commit tower jump, go commit uninstall life, and go commit scooter-ankle.
This is Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus being used as an attempt to make a comeback from "ur mom gay lol" and "no u".
Person 1: ur mom gay lol
Person 2: no u
Person 1: go commit self deletus
Person 2: go commit toasterbath
Person 1: go commit die
Person 2: go commit waterbreathe
and so on...