Donkeys

A large amount of time

Ayy bruv I ain't seen you in donkeys, what's goin on

by Prick7 August 8, 2017

Donkey Show

When a guy acts like such a reject and thinks he is getting over on everyone around him when in fact everyone knows what he is up to.

Randy: has anyone seen MoeZ?

Sobhe: he is in the back putting on a Donkey Show!

by Dearborn Zoo Keeper October 28, 2011

DONKEY

1 from shrek

DONKEY GET OUT OF ME SWAMP

by GabbieStan21 January 23, 2019

Donkey

1. The animal that can kick you in the ball really hard
2. The word that your mom uses as a PG word

(When you're in the car and your mum gets mad)
Mom: Fuck you, ya asshole
You: Mom, could you please use some better language. You're in front of a kid.
Mom: Ok, how 'bout I use some better words like: Sex you, you donkey hole. They're all synonyms, ya piece of shit.
You: (leaves the chat)
Mom:

by IFuckedYOurMOom February 10, 2020

DONKEY

Shreks best friend who loves waffles and is in love with a damn dragon

Donkey is a waffle lovin and dragon lovin animal

by Sp3ct0r_N0v4 April 23, 2021

Rocking donkey

The rocking donkey is a mystical creature who resides in Knottingley, England he’s often seen roaming the streets, rocking as he walks with his long gray hair thus called the rocking donkey

ohhh look lads it’s rocking donkey, ehhhhhh rockingggggg donkeyyyyyyy

by The king of ferry May 1, 2020

Donkey Launch

The sexual act/assault of punching a Gilf (grandpa or grandma ) you are mounting up the ass in the back of their head, causing both their rectum to spasm and contract pleasurably around your member whilst simultaneously sending their dentures flying out of their facial orifice. See Donkey Punch

My Goth, Daefith, can yoof see wheh you sendth ma tehf??

Sorry, Ray, I must have Donkey Launch'ed them into space.

by Vari the Vampire May 20, 2024