Golden

A way to say “painful sex”

I had golden with my girlfriend.
I had golden with my boyfriend.

by icl pmo sybau September 6, 2025

the golden tornado

The Golden Tornado is when a woman is placed onto a spinning bar stool while a group of drunk Germans piss on her until she is soaked.

She always thought The Golden Tornado was a movie. Boy was she wrong! That chair was spinning so fast , the piss was everywhere!

by The thin Brown line December 27, 2018

Golden cream chaser

When during sex a man pisses with his sperm

Jack: I gave Judy a good old Golden cream chaser last night

by Fuck dog 37 June 5, 2022

Golden Piano

A sexual act conducted by women whose vaginas have been destroyed by pushing out future steroid abusers.

The woman lays on her back and fucks every single poor person they can whilst pissing on them constantly from her enormous fadge.

"I can't believe she managed the entire population of Stoke in that Golden Piano, we're gonna need a bigger mop"

by GoldenPianoman December 27, 2018

Golden Retriever Greeting

When you give someone a rim job upon meeting them for the first time and have them tell you about their day while eating their ass.

Upon Gary meeting Susan, he asked if he could give her the golden retriever greeting.

by Sluts4SkyDaddy March 2, 2022

Golden Toby

The act of pouring your wifes urine over yourselfe whilst at a festival.

I just done a Golden Toby all over myself.

by Millennial Warrior July 1, 2024

golden waffel

WHen a girl says she is squirting but she is really peeing.

Your girlfriend totally did a golden waffel me last night!

by Joe low August 24, 2017