hands off cocks and on socks

Hands off cocks and on socks (verb).
An expression of frustration (usually referred to teenage males) used to instruct a person to get up and get dressed in the morning directly after sleep.
Can be used while simultaneously knocking on their bedroom door…

“Come on boys, hands off cocks and on socks or we’re going to be late for Christ's sake!”

by Scottis February 15, 2025

mush sock

To cum vigorously into a dirty sock with abandoned freedom.

"My mom hates washing my overused Mush Sock"

by Bloopy Blop Blop February 10, 2018

sock it

same as suck it
at least sounds like

3-6-9, damn, you fine
Hoping she can sock it to me one more time

by cuefaaa May 6, 2023

Sock

A strange piece of fabric that protects ones foot.

Leah has a sock that is purple with blue stripes.

by Equine.star March 15, 2021

Slow Hand Sock

A slow hand sock is when you quickly try and find a sock to cum in but you are too late to put it on your dick so you cum all over your hand and a tiny bit on the sock.

Oh god my cum is everywhere!
Thats a slow hand sock!

by tackbackwards July 10, 2020

sock goop

Poo that lies between the toes.

..."Gee, ma, look at little Billy Rogers, he has some sock goop between his toes!.."

by Royster February 7, 2007

sock

a type of feet clothe mainly used for feet.

Rick, you nees to wash your clothes.This sock smells very odd.
Hey don't touch my things

by Nekes12 April 3, 2021