Tardling

The act of warming your poptards between your thighs.

Me and my girlfriend went tardling in an ally yesterday, things got pretty sweaty.

by irishbooty January 20, 2014

tardmod

A modification or customization of an automobile, motorcycle, or other item, that ruins its aesthetic or functional value.

Hey, did you see the wheels on that car?

Yes, they looked awful. Total tardmod

by Beefsqert April 4, 2015

TardMan

A mii character specifically designed to annoy the father in your family. He is used for racing and fighting. Has a large stature and kind child like face.

Wow that mii is a real TardMan! He beats dad in every game!

by harley quinn! November 27, 2014

Tardlagg

To be slow. Get distracted. Ie; to have conic lateness as antonym to "on time".

I was really tardlagING this morning, I'm so sorry I'm late. Wow they can Tardlagg like no other. Don't be a tardlagg. Ie; to have conic lateness; "tweeker time".

by Attention Lovxsss September 2, 2016

tardhoarder

Tardhoarder someone who hang's out with a bunch of tard's and feels superior. They travel in packs of 3 to 4, known to wear leather jackets and boots and listen to Pantera and Nickle Back.

He's always chilling with random people, his friends are so weird he must be a tardhoarder.

by Isuckdddd August 18, 2016

tardliner

Like a hardliner - a right-wing "old school" GOP supporter who is immune to facts and solely focused on a conservative agenda, irrespective of long term ramifications to society, common decency, or human rights, and with a heavy dose of diminished mental capacity. The opposite of "libtard".

Oh, hey, I'm so sorry about my friend Jim from high school. He's a good enough guy but is a bit of a tardliner - I wouldn't recommend discussing oppression or wealth distribution with him.

by hadzmat March 30, 2017

tardboard

Another name for Google Cardboard

He couldn't join us tonight, he's staying home to play with his tardboard

by Einar JH June 9, 2017