Suicide 

Never the right thing to do. No matter what, it's NEVER the right thing, no matter what you think. Suicide is for quitters and idiots who don't want to deal with the few problems of the every day world.

Jeff... don't commit suicide. You're not a quitter...

Sam: I'm done... gonna commit suicide...
Mark: What are you? An idiot?

Suicide by StelleWolf June 14, 2010

suicide attempt drop 

To perform a Suicide Attempt Drop, you must be playing Flappy Bird. You fall down as close to the bottom of the screen, and then recover. Then you must brag to your friends, even though they probably wouldn't believe you.

"Hey guys! I just did a Suicide Attempt Drop in Flappy Bird and survived for another 20 pipes!"
"The Suicide Attempt Drop is only a myth, Freddy."

suicide attempt drop by WalterGirlPaige February 10, 2014

Suicide 

something you ask siri when you want to die laughing

Hey siri suicide

Suicide by Hoker god January 12, 2018

Christine Suicide 

a popular being on myspace, Close to likes of jeffree star or Forbidden AKA Christina Dolce. See myspace

OH MY GOD! Its Christine Suicide from myspace.

Christine Suicide by Britni Kalitz November 10, 2008

suit-porn 

Graphs, charts, spreadsheets, and power point presentations illustrating vague descriptions of corporate growth, fiscal decline, projected expenditures, etc. Typically those involved in authoring such empty and meaningless propaganda claim six-figure salaries yet produce no tangible profits, capital, or services for their organization which offsets the aforementioned salary.

Chad: You happen to walk by Harold's office this morning?
Mike: Yeah, I saw it.
Chad: Full blown PPT presentation on the wall.
Mike: Meaningless and boring eh?
Chad: Suit-porn extraordinaires.
Mike: Bet it took Bob everything he had to keep his pants on.
Chad: Shea.

suit-porn by itakepwnership December 12, 2010

suicide lane 

the definition above is what i have always known as the pussy lane.
the suicide lane is the opposing traffic lane on the Golden Gate Bridge, where nothing but little plastic cones and two or three feet of air separates cars going way too fast

he died in a head on on the bridge, i always told him not to use the suicide lane

suicide lane by sayonaura April 20, 2004

Suicide Tuesday 

Tuesday 30th September 2008.

The day after the USA's $700bn bail-out plan was blocked by congress sending ripples through the financial world in what may be the beginning of the first Great Global Depression.

You thought Black Monday was bad, it was child's play compared to Suicide Tuesday.

Suicide Tuesday was believed to be the moment when, after many years of continual unrelenting growth built on bad debt, the financial markets finally tipped over the edge.

Suicide Tuesday by steampunkpsyche January 14, 2009