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Graphs, charts, spreadsheets, and power point presentations illustrating vague descriptions of corporate growth, fiscal decline, projected expenditures, etc. Typically those involved in authoring such empty and meaningless propaganda claim six-figure salaries yet produce no tangible profits, capital, or services for their organization which offsets the aforementioned salary.
Chad: You happen to walk by Harold's office this morning?
Mike: Yeah, I saw it.
Chad: Full blown PPT presentation on the wall.
Mike: Meaningless and boring eh?
Chad: Suit-porn extraordinaires.
Mike: Bet it took Bob everything he had to keep his pants on.
Chad: Shea.
by itakepwnership December 12, 2010
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