suit-porn

Graphs, charts, spreadsheets, and power point presentations illustrating vague descriptions of corporate growth, fiscal decline, projected expenditures, etc. Typically those involved in authoring such empty and meaningless propaganda claim six-figure salaries yet produce no tangible profits, capital, or services for their organization which offsets the aforementioned salary.
Chad: You happen to walk by Harold's office this morning?
Mike: Yeah, I saw it.
Chad: Full blown PPT presentation on the wall.
Mike: Meaningless and boring eh?
Chad: Suit-porn extraordinaires.
Mike: Bet it took Bob everything he had to keep his pants on.
Chad: Shea.
by itakepwnership December 11, 2010
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